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[ and here we have (1) count 'em one tiny tiny viking clutching like his life depended on it and standing in front of the hospital looking more or less in a state of shock.

Just mumbling to himself. Yeah, the turning-it-on part was an obvious accident ]

Wow. This is totally an okay situation.

Hand me a thing and send me off. I'm fine by the way. I'm not freaking out or anything. Thanks for the mental health consideration. Your pep talk was absolutely no help at all but I appreciate your effort which was not really an effort at all. I can contact a network. Odin help whoever thought this one up. What's a network? Gee, I don't know. You know who's fictional? You're fictional. You freaky white-wearing freak. [ something makes a sound and he jumps a little ]

That's it. I've died. It's not even Valhalla because the world is way too hot heat-wise and things are probably on fire. I'm melting. Lucky me. Fire and brimstone for you, Hiccup. It's okay we upgraded the afterlife to have odorless fire and brimstone for maximum comfort while you suffer a hysterical breakdown. Have fun with your metal abominations. We'll miss you in Berk.

I feel so honored to have this experience.

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...What kinds as a universe? Are you completely different than the one I know about?

That I cannot answer. Is yours the God of Thunder?

He is.

Then other similarities may not matter.

Got it.

I guess it's safe then.

It?

Home, I guess. Because you're actually there-- not that I ever doubted it but actually meeting someone you've only heard about is very reassuring. I like the part where you don't seem to hate me.

It is unlikely that I should ever have reason to hate you. You are part of Midgard and are thus under my protection.

Yeah. No reason. I'm pretty sure you have zero idea who I am anyway and you'd kind of have to know that to go hating.

Thanks for the protection.

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It is as Lady Sif has said, though. If you are in need of protection, Asgard will come to your aid. Do not be afraid to call upon us.

Thanks. I'll do that. Probably. [ Probably not. ]

Very well.

Out of curiosity... what do you do here besides protection? Not that I'm implying you wouldn't be doing anything but do you have like a hobby? Do you enforce the rules?

I watch over my brother. I am an Avenger. I believe you're unfamiliar with the latter.

Definitely unfamiliar. Sounds neat though. What is it and what's it avenging?

A team of heroes. And nothing specifically.

Wow. Is it all Asgardians? Oh.

Most are from Midgard. I offer them my assistance.

What kind of heroes are they to get on a team with you on it?

Your words may be an indication that you misunderstand. I'm the fortunate one to work with them.

Oh. Mutual fortunate ones then.

[He laughs.]

You may see it that way.

[ wow he got thor to laugh *_*
i am in the gods favor hail odin ]

I do! So what are the other guys like besides being heroes? Do they have powers? Are they people you met here?

Nay, we are comrades on my Midgard.

Do you stay on Midgard a lot?

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