video; how not to make an entrance

[accidents]

[ and here we have (1) count 'em one tiny tiny viking clutching like his life depended on it and standing in front of the hospital looking more or less in a state of shock.

Just mumbling to himself. Yeah, the turning-it-on part was an obvious accident ]

Wow. This is totally an okay situation.

Hand me a thing and send me off. I'm fine by the way. I'm not freaking out or anything. Thanks for the mental health consideration. Your pep talk was absolutely no help at all but I appreciate your effort which was not really an effort at all. I can contact a network. Odin help whoever thought this one up. What's a network? Gee, I don't know. You know who's fictional? You're fictional. You freaky white-wearing freak. [ something makes a sound and he jumps a little ]

That's it. I've died. It's not even Valhalla because the world is way too hot heat-wise and things are probably on fire. I'm melting. Lucky me. Fire and brimstone for you, Hiccup. It's okay we upgraded the afterlife to have odorless fire and brimstone for maximum comfort while you suffer a hysterical breakdown. Have fun with your metal abominations. We'll miss you in Berk.

I feel so honored to have this experience.

Comments

[thatboyisamonster]

I'm not convinced. Keep to yourself. I want nothing to do with either of you.

[badnewsboy]

Come back.

[thatboyisamonster]

No.

[badnewsboy]

Please?

[thatboyisamonster]

No. Go away.

[badnewsboy]

I have a bar of Midgardian chocolate.

[thatboyisamonster]

. . . You're not very good at this, are you.

[badnewsboy]

It's quite a fancy bar of chocolate.

[thatboyisamonster]

I'm sure.

[accidents]

It seems like a really sincere gesture to me.

[thatboyisamonster]

Ah. . . . I suppose?

[accidents]

Not sure what a chocolate bar is but he did say it was fancy and he did compliment you before giving it as a peace offering to you. I'd take it.

[thatboyisamonster]

He does not know me. He and his brother have done nothing but doubt everything I say. Why should I take anything? I do not want anything from them.

[accidents]

But it's fancy.

[thatboyisamonster]

And I am a God.

[accidents]

Right. Sorry.

I'm interrupting.

[thatboyisamonster]

Pay it no heed. I am done here.

[accidents]

Can I take the fancy chocolate bar on your behalf?

[thatboyisamonster]

Yes.

[accidents]

Thanks.

[thatboyisamonster]

You're welcome.

[accidents]

Mmhm.


Soooo.... question.
What do you call the other Loki? Just for reference. I know what he calls you but I don't really want to use that to differentiate.

[thatboyisamonster]

Other-Self.

[badnewsboy]

We'll have to share. I've decided that I want half. I suppose my peace offering has somewhat fallen flat.

[accidents]

It was worth a shot.