thoughtformed | video; how not to make an entrance

[ and here we have (1) count 'em one tiny tiny viking clutching like his life depended on it and standing in front of the hospital looking more or less in a state of shock.

Just mumbling to himself. Yeah, the turning-it-on part was an obvious accident ]

Wow. This is totally an okay situation.

Hand me a thing and send me off. I'm fine by the way. I'm not freaking out or anything. Thanks for the mental health consideration. Your pep talk was absolutely no help at all but I appreciate your effort which was not really an effort at all. I can contact a network. Odin help whoever thought this one up. What's a network? Gee, I don't know. You know who's fictional? You're fictional. You freaky white-wearing freak. [ something makes a sound and he jumps a little ]

That's it. I've died. It's not even Valhalla because the world is way too hot heat-wise and things are probably on fire. I'm melting. Lucky me. Fire and brimstone for you, Hiccup. It's okay we upgraded the afterlife to have odorless fire and brimstone for maximum comfort while you suffer a hysterical breakdown. Have fun with your metal abominations. We'll miss you in Berk.

I feel so honored to have this experience.

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[Archer smiled, crossing his arms beneath his chest lightly. Archer, a Counter Guardian, had been assigned throughout all of history to 'clean up' after disasters, save the world every time people came close to extinction and essentially sweep up after everything went wrong. Archer was literally responsible for saving the world plenty of times because of various monsters and deities' involvement with human beings.]

I have my own legitimate reasons for feeling I've got the right to talk about gods. Either way--if you're so touchy about the subject, maybe you should better your reputation rather than taking offense to something as gentle as a man's words.

It is not my reputation that is at risk, but the fact that you may take action on incorrect information. But you have no right to speak of us. That much you have proved.

Hardly. If I were to take action, it would sadly only be after you've all reduced this place to dust and small atoms.

You're all a terrifying force. Such incredible power, bound to sentient beings with emotions? It's as if the universe wanted to destroy itself by creating creatures like you. Beyond that, rest assured--I stand by my statement. I'm a man who has every right to complain about you beings.

Can you go complain somewhere else?
Like. I don't know. Not in front of the people that are into the whole god thing.
Not even the village idiot does that.

Heh. Who will save the poor gods, then?

Very well. Enjoy your religion when it comes time to turn you into a monster warrior.

Okay. Thanks for the pep talk.

Unless we have a personal quarrel, you are wrong.

All you can do is prove me wrong.

Let time save you. My words won't change anything.

[Archer cut his feed.]

Well, he was nice.

Those who make personal grievances where they do not belong against anyone, not just gods, prove themselves unwise.