text

[alwaysimpure]

shop closde tooday du/e tos icnkess

no need to commme yb

[That's what it looks like when a drunk wizards without any grip of technology is trying to write text messages.

He sucks at it and he doesn't even care.]

Comments

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

YES

james dosnt know so dont

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Oh, but what would the good in that be, now? He's your best mate, yeah? Can't be keeping secrets from your best mates. That's just plain rude.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

no! dont

please

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Then it seems we're at something of a stalemate, aren't we? Cos I really wanna say something, something important, it would seem, and you want to keep me from saying it.

What if I were to say something? What do you think they'd say?

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

its none of your business

it has nothing to do with you
you dont even know

so fuck off

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

I do know that you killed 14 people, now don't I? I wouldn't say that's nothing. It's a pity, that.

From the way I see it, I haven't really got a reason not to say anything. They should know.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

its nt like that

its compilcated

i willtell them soon

so you haveno reason to say anythign

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Other than the fact that I hate your guts and want to see you embarrassed on a public platform? No, no reason at all.

[PRIVATE text] 1/2

[alwaysimpure]

you said you

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

so what do you watn?

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Depends on what you've got to offer. How important is this?

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

very importan right now

im not going to tell yuo what to blackmail me with, wanker

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Must not be that important to ya, then. Fine then, £50. Or.. whatever currency we've got here. Never really took time to look at it meself. £50 and a bottle of Vodka. Some of that Heather Swan stuff. The good stuff.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

i hope you realize that id have bloody given you money if you just asked for it without you pulling this

youll be sorry

fine

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Yeah, but it feels like I really won this money, you know? Feels good.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

it wont for long

where do you want it?

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Are you threatening me? Oh, mate, I'm not sure that's a great idea.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

just facts

[That and he is really bad at just letting himself be blackmailed.]

warning maybe

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

That's a little better. As for my prize... have Alisha get it to me. I'd rather see her anyway.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

no

she has nothing to do with this

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Didn't say she did. I'm not asking for her to deliver it in her knickers or anything. I just see her more often than I see you. Making it easier for you.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

right

ill just tell her why im sending you money shall i

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Drinking contest. I won.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

im not lying to her or involving her

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Well I don't trust you not to punch me or turn my legs into chickens or some other bullshit.