i heard someone say we were talking about it!

[riseup]

hey dave and karkat, what is it like to get kissed by a ghost?

also, rose.
just double checking.
how many legs do you have right now?

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[callbacks]

shut up you started this

[hypertoxic]

No I didn't!!!!!!!!
It's still your fault!
And really, if anyone is to 8lame for this specific de8acle, it's John!

[hypertoxic]

Oh my god. W8. You actually are.
You feel insecure over the thought that Karkat is a 8etter kisser than you!
Holy shit, Dave!

[hypertoxic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[hypertoxic]

That said:
No, I am not going to give you any sort of definitive verdict. You are just going to have to suffer forever. Loser.

[callbacks]

i am not!
i dont care
stop spreading such lies and slander about my person im as secure as they fucking get
secure as a sixteen character passcode with a capital letter and a special symbol in it
secure as your moms drawers in a fort knox lockdown

[callbacks]

im ok with blaming john though
that usually sounds like a good plan

[hypertoxic]

Yes, Dave. Your repeated and overly ela8orate denials are really selling me on the idea that you totally do not care.
How stupid was I to 8elieve for a second that you really care a lot a8out Karkat 8eating you at something like kissing!
I'm sure glad you set me str8.

[hypertoxic]

Anyway, that is something we can agree on.
Fuck that guy.

[riseup]

it is what i do best.

[hypertoxic]

Hey, who invited you to this conversation? 8uzz off!

[riseup]

it's my post, soooooooo...