i heard someone say we were talking about it!

[riseup]

hey dave and karkat, what is it like to get kissed by a ghost?

also, rose.
just double checking.
how many legs do you have right now?

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[ihateyouetc]

OH OK. THAT'S GOOD. MAYBE CARLOS WAS THERE.

[callbacks]

like a pineapple?
theres pineapple scented cleaners i guess

[callbacks]

yeah probably
theyre basically surgically attached
plus the captain was definitely one of her friends
the canoe counselor guy who likes oreos
dib bumhorn right

1/SEVERAL ALSO THIS IS STUPID.

[ihateyouetc]

I THINK THAT'S IT.
THE YELLOWY BROWNY ORANGE PINEAPPLE ONE.
IT COMES IN OTHER FLAVORS THAT ARE LIKE...

[ihateyouetc]

GOD, WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES???
I SAW THEM ALL NEXT TO EACH OTHER ONCE...

[ihateyouetc]

IT'S LIKE...
ORANGE SUNSHIT, YELLOW INFECTION, PREPOSTEROUSLY PUTRID PURPLE, AND SOME OTHER ONES THAT WERE LIKE BLUE, GREEN, AND PINK RESPECTIVELY???

[ihateyouetc]

UH.
SCENTS.
NOT FLAVORS.

[ihateyouetc]

I THINK THE PINK ONE WAS CALLED GARDEN MIGRAINE.

OK DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS BUCK DOCKFUCK?
THEY HAVE REALLY WEIRD NAMES FOR HUMANS.
IT'S LIKE JOHANNA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS A "NORMAL" HUMAN NAME.
I DON'T REFER TO HER BY NAME USUALLY SINCE I THINK NOBODY WOULD KNOW WHO I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
CARLOS IS PRETTY NORMAL FOR A NAME I GUESS CONSIDERING HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE NAMED THAT.

[callbacks]

are we talking about cleaning products or gushers

[callbacks]

im pretty sure no human name has the word fuck in it
though i dont know i could be wrong
im surprised so many trolls are named carlos though
what are the popularity statistics on that???

[ihateyouetc]

GOD, THOSE ARE SO DISGUSTING.
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PINEAPPLE CLEANING PRODUCT.
ALTHOUGH "GUSHERS" AND THE DIFFERENT PINEAPPLE CLEANING PRODUCTS HAVE A LOT IN COMMON SINCE BOTH OF THEM ARE INEDIBLE AND IT'S BASICALLY GUARANTEED SOME LOSER WILL CONSUME THEM ANYWAY.

[ihateyouetc]

HUH. MAYBE HIS NAME IS BUCK DIMBUM OR SOMETHING
BUT WHO CARES ABOUT HIM.
BACK TO CARLOS.

[ihateyouetc]

RIGHT??? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT.
I WONDER WHAT TELEVISION PROGRAMS WERE POPULAR WHEN ALL THE CARLOSES WERE HATCHED.
CARLOUSE? CARLI?
I FORGOT WHAT I DECIDED THE PLURAL WAS.
TOO BAD I CAN'T LOOK IT UP NOW SINCE WE'RE BASICALLY EXTINCT AND NO RECORDS OF OUR CIVILIZATION EXIST WHATSOEVER EXCEPT THE RANDOM TROLL MOVIES THAT SHOW UP HERE SOMETIMES.

[callbacks]

maybe i should try gushers
they seem to have wiped johns brain pretty clean over the years

[callbacks]

and how many trolls movie trolls are even named carlos
i mean i dont remember any but im not always paying attention
they could all be named carlos as far as i remember
that would explain why the titles never use the characters names even as a space saving device though that kind of makes for confusing storytelling

[breadtrauma]

My name isn't Carlos.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT.
WHAT IS IT THEN.

[breadtrauma]

Are you actually going to remember it, or are you going to call me something like Buck Dimfuck?

[pelagically]

Stop encouraging them, Carlos.

[breadtrauma]

Most of those letters aren't even in your name.

[pelagically]

I know. It's a long, tragic story. My mail isn't even addressed to me anymore.

[ihateyouetc]

LISTEN CARLOS
IF YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU CARLOS FOR THE REST OF YOUR TENURE HERE THEN DON'T TELL ME.

[breadtrauma]

My name is Peeta Mellark. I don't even know a Carlos.

[ihateyouetc]

OH
DUDE.