i heard someone say we were talking about it!

[riseup]

hey dave and karkat, what is it like to get kissed by a ghost?

also, rose.
just double checking.
how many legs do you have right now?

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[breadtrauma]

Are you actually going to remember it, or are you going to call me something like Buck Dimfuck?

[pelagically]

Stop encouraging them, Carlos.

[breadtrauma]

Most of those letters aren't even in your name.

[pelagically]

I know. It's a long, tragic story. My mail isn't even addressed to me anymore.

[breadtrauma]

What was on your marriage license last month?

[pelagically]

Muffuck Odibut.

I used to be famous.

[breadtrauma]

A little obscurity never killed anyone.

Well, not directly.

[ihateyouetc]

LISTEN CARLOS
IF YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU CARLOS FOR THE REST OF YOUR TENURE HERE THEN DON'T TELL ME.

[breadtrauma]

My name is Peeta Mellark. I don't even know a Carlos.

[ihateyouetc]

OH
DUDE.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, PETITION TO CHANGE THIS GUY'S NAME TO CARLOS STAT.
WITH HIS "LAST NAME" NOT BEING "STAT"
BUT "STAT" BEING THE MEASURE OF TIME BY WHICH WE NEED TO COMPLETE THIS CRUCIAL UNDERTAKING.

[breadtrauma]

What's wrong with my name?

[ihateyouetc]

BRO, DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?
THE WHOLE THING IS UNFORTUNATE NO MATTER HOW YOU FAIL TO CUT IT WITH A DULLY SHARPENED BUTTER BLADE.