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[highlyinformed]

With all these security disruptions around the shop, it's very difficult to accomplish any business.

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oh my god jesse why didn't you lock this

[everythingspandex]

[ "meth heads" :( ]

[highlyinformed]

Mister Parker, you'll have to forgive him. He uses such terrible slang to refer to our antique collectors.

[everythingspandex]

Yeah. Odd way to refer to them.

Are your collectors breaking in and stealing chairs?

[highlyinformed]

They're very nice chairs.

[everythingspandex]

But how many chairs can you possibly need?

[highlyinformed]

A dealer of antiques can never have too many chairs.

stupidity, rage, complete lack of self-preservation when upset, pick one or all of the above

[ricinbeans]

What?

do we need to tie lau up to prevent murder

[everythingspandex]

Nothing.
Let me know if you need anything.

no we need to murder lau WHOA I MEAN WHAT hahaha

[ricinbeans]

Actually, yeah, I got a favor to ask you.

la la la i didn't hear that

[everythingspandex]

Ask away.

yes random icon yes that was almost a weird sexy dream ANYWAY NOW THIS IS PRIVATE. VERY PRIVATE

[ricinbeans]

Can you, like, do the fwip thing and keep lookout on his place for a while? Just, like. Anyone who goes in and doesn't come out. Anyone hangin' around there who doesn't usually hang around there. He says he's not gonna hurt my people but I don't believe it and I don't think he's gonna extend that to random customers even though— whatever, so there's that. I'll pay you.

as private as that weird sexy dream should be

[everythingspandex]

What did you get involved with?

I'll lookout for them. I'm not going to take payment for making sure people don't get hurt.

look literally every human is susceptible to the upside down kiss thing. EVERY SINGLE ONE private

[ricinbeans]

It's not important. It ain't your business.

still private

[ricinbeans]

Shit, no, that's not fair. I ask you to risky shit and it's like, nah, not gonna tell you why, just trust me! I'll tell you. I'll tell you, okay, but not here. Like, at home. And you gotta listen and not, I don't know, not jump to the worst possible... thing. I'm not gonna say don't judge, fuckin' judge away 'cause it's, I mean, wow, but just

oh god so private

[ricinbeans]

Oh god. Jesus man, I'm so fucked.

THE PRIVATE END

[ricinbeans]

We'll talk. Okay? Later? Yeah. Okay. Cool. Thank you? Thank you. God.

ǝʇɐʌᴉɹd ;)

[everythingspandex]

You apparently went to get out of it here so I'm not going to jump right ahead to. Like. Massive judgement. It's- I appreciate not being lied to I mean- Right. We'll talk. Later. No problem. Okay.