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Way to sass someone who is just trying to help! 8ut if you want to end up dead in a ditch somewhere, 8e my guest.

i don't get points for appealing to your weird 8 fetish?

No. 8ecause everyone does that. You are not the first.
Though I could give you a token point for effort, I guess.

wow, it's everthing i ever dreamed of.

I know, right? Pretty glorious. And generous on my 8ehalf, I think!
Are we going to cut the 8ullshit at any point and actually talk, or just keep going on like this for a while.

you want to talk?

weird, i thought you wanted to be an aggressively unhelpful douchebag. totally my b........

I TOLD you to ask me a real question! And you sassed me instead! With 8ight z's!!!!!!!! Like that makes you special or something!
Holy shit. You are either not very 8right or those drugs are really fucking with your 8rain.

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orrrrrrrr option 3 is i'm not convinced you hav any valuable info to give me so i'm not tryingto be nice to you

Why so unconvinced? Is it my charming demeanor????????
I have 8een here for a while now. 8ut hey, I guess it's your call if you want to trust the other random strangers you're talking to over me!
Not that I need your kindness in the first place. In fact, I'm not sure why I'm still bothering, to 8e honest with you!

thought we went over this, you really enjoy the attention

i know i'm not going too fast for you, try to keep up

How do you know that? May8e I h88888888 attention. You don't know jack shit a8out me!

hah, you couldn't be more transparent if you were made of glass but you just keep rocking that all-knowing mystique thin you have going on

I will. 8ecause it is not a mystique. I can't help having 8een here for almost half a sweep now. ::::P

so a sweep is... long enough to still not be able tocommunicate a length of time in real people words?

A sweep is roughly equivalent to two years, you racist.
I am an alien! I am using "real people words." You're the one who employs all sorts of 8izarro terminology.

if you're an alien i think that ould actually make me a speciest

Yes. It would.
8ut you humans seem to toss around the word "racist" a lot, so I thought I would join the party.

notsure i've heard racism described as a party before

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Welcome to alien culture. ::::)

baktracking a little here

you've been here for almost a year an still haven't managed to leave, huh

do you like it here or something

........
Haha. You really don't have any idea yet, do you?
That is a more complic8ed question than you realize. My answer is actually yes, 8ut it wasn't always. Plenty of people have tried to escape from this island. No one has ever succeeded. At least, not voluntarily.

i woke up nine hours ago in a hospital room to a lady doctor telling me i wasn't real, and then i dislocated someone's jaw before theycould tell me much more.

so, no, i guess i don't really hav any solid idea of what's going on and that's probably going to keep being a thing until people start actually telling me substantive shit