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[andagoodsoldier]

 how do they know my name

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[andagoodsoldier]

I'm pretty sure you could throw a kegger right on top of me and I wouldn't wake up once I'd passed out.

[callbacks]

Tempting, but I'll save it for some day when I'm a little more legal. Let me just call my bro and you can take all the snoozetime you want.

[andagoodsoldier]

Man, I seriously owe you one. Thanks.

[Who waits until they're legal to drink?]

[callbacks]

[Well, Dave technically hasn't, but last time he got drunk he ended up waking up super hungover, cuddled between his sister and his best friend's troll boyfriend.]

No problem, dude. I'm a delivery boy. This is what I do.

[andagoodsoldier]

'This'? Deliver random dudes to your apartment for the night? I think that has a different job title.

[callbacks]

[Dave laughs.]

Dude! Okay, no, when you put it like that, you're definitely my first.

[andagoodsoldier]

Jesus, now you're making me all nervous. Your brother doesn't have a shotgun, does he?

[callbacks]

Nah, but he's got a very expensive katana that I wheedled the police station for for almost a whole year.

[andagoodsoldier]

Was that supposed to be reassuring?

[callbacks]

It brings warm fuzzies to my heart.

[andagoodsoldier]

Oh, all joking aside, does he have any whetstones? I didn't bring any with me.

[callbacks]

Yeah, he's basically got to. If you ever run low on something you can't get at the general store, though, just check in at Lau's. He's shadier than a four A.M. back alley but he can get his hands on anything.

[andagoodsoldier]

Lau? Cool, I'll remember to check him out.

[Jason's jaw cracks with a yawn.]

So, wait, what are we doing now?