HOT OR NOT

[oftpartitioned]

HOT OR NOT

you missed it, don't lie

NOT EVEN UP FOR DEBATE SHES SMOKIN

HOT OR NOT

EVERYONE IS SO HOT IM GONNA DIE

HOT OR NOT


I TRIED TO TAKE A BAD PIC OF HIM IT DIDNT WORK

HOT OR NOT


HAHAHA THIS ONE DID

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MULTICOLORED HOTTIE

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WHY IS THERE A PUPPET............

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Comments

[geminated_man]

And this is what I get for trying to be nice.

[alwaysimpure]

Oh, come on.

Alright, cards on the table. I've snogged blokes before, so I know what I'm talking about. You're hot, promise. Especially when you're not being an arse.

[oftpartitioned]

omggggggggggggggggggggg

[alwaysimpure]

Wasn't talking to you, darling. Though I could.

[geminated_man]

Course I am. Fucking look at me. Golden adonis, I am.

Were you serious about that, though? Having a right filthy snog with another bloke?

[alwaysimpure]

Sweetheart, I was a soldier in the seventies during a war with me being on top of the Most Wanted List of the enemy party. I had a lot of right filthy things. You only live once.

[geminated_man]

Do you, though? Do you?

[alwaysimpure]

In my case, barely that.

[geminated_man]

Oh. Well that's bloody dark, innit?

[alwaysimpure]

Just about fitting, I'd say.

But not the point here. You tell me, mate, am I hot or not?

[geminated_man]

I already answered the question, haven't I?

[alwaysimpure]

You were quite vague about it.

[geminated_man]

You're just... needling aren't you? All right, fine. You're a bloody handsome bloke and any girl would be lucky to get to look at you.

[alwaysimpure]

Yeah, I am. But thanks, hey, an ego that size doesn't stroke itself.

[geminated_man]

See, now it's gay.

[alwaysimpure]

What was that about being secure?

[geminated_man]

I'm plenty secure in my heterosexuality, but that doesn't mean I'm ready to go around stroking anything of yours, mate.

[alwaysimpure]

I'll get over my disappointment somehow.