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[shimizudan]

NEW MOORMAL MATCHMAKER SERVICE

Leave your name and we'll assign someone for you to attend the formal with. Free of charge but gratutity wouldn't help (we need a new tent). Gau is not participating.

Comments

[pelagically]

Well, I guess I should offer myself up in case anyone is in need. Finnick Odair.

[johannamason]

And it's just like home.

[pelagically]

Not that kind of need.

[johannamason]

You're the one offering yourself up to strangers.

[shimizudan]

All right, so Finnick Odair and Johanna Mason. I'll let you know when we come up with matches for you two.

[johannamason]

I wasn't volunteering.

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

what, not gonna go?

[johannamason]

I'll go, I just don't need some freak setting me up on a date.

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

sounds like you got someone in mind.

you out killin someone else in your spare time, babe? should i be jealous?

[pelagically]

That's an awful idea.

[johannamason]

What, getting assigned people to service, thought that'd be something you're used to.

[stillwaiting]

Hi! Please fill this out and return it to us asap, thanks!

Name:
Age:
Gender: □Male      □Female      □Other
Interested in (tick all that apply): □Men      □Women      □Other
Marital Status: □Single      □Taken      □Married      □Other
What would you say is your best feature?:
What do you look for in a partner?:
What is your idea of a perfect evening?:
What trait in a potential match do you consider an absolute dealbreaker?:
Would you ever consider dating someone much older/younger than you?

OPTIONAL
Do you fancy someone?: □Yes      □No
If yes, who?:

[pelagically]

What a scientific process!

Name: Finnick Odair.
Age: 24.
Gender: Male.
Interested in (tick all that apply): Women.
Marital Status: Other— I had a wife, and then I died. I'm not sure what that makes me.
What would you say is your best feature?: Oh, I don't know... I've had a lot of people tell me that it's my body. But in my opinion, it's my dedication.
What do you look for in a partner?: Can I decline to answer this one?
What is your idea of a perfect evening?: Smooth seas, my own ship.
What trait in a potential match do you consider an absolute dealbreaker?: ... I appreciate someone who is understanding.
Would you ever consider dating someone much older/younger than you?: I wouldn't consider dating someone again, but I'm not opposed to taking someone older/younger to the dance.

[stillwaiting]

It's only proper! Can't just do these things on a whim, now can you?



Hmmmm.... body, huh? Never thought I'd count myself unlucky to already have a date....

[pelagically]

Thank you, I think.

[stillwaiting]

You're welcome.


So, how bout you and I forget this lot and make a match of our own?

[burnedout]

Are you really planning on going?

[pelagically]

I don't have anything better to do with my time. Oh, that sounds so pathetic.

[pelagically]

Are you?

[burnedout]

I was planning on staying home and staring at the ceiling.

[pelagically]

Probably for the best. It sounds like a Capitol party and that wouldn't suit you!

[johannamason]

I'm beginning to think I'm the only one of us doing interesting things after the revolution.

[johannamason]

Hey, haven't seen you since we all hallucinated in union.

[burnedout]

To be frank, I've been feeling a little nervous about breathing the air outside of my apartment since then.

[johannamason]

Since they said it was from the woods, wouldn't this make everything that happened your fault?