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[squidissension]

for anybody wwho cares apparently a roommate showwed up

so i fished my fuckin self out of the ballpit hellhole no thanks to you fuckers

wwouldvve it havve been so hard to showw up BEFORE lights out

apparently

fef evven if youre still vvexed or wwhatevver come ovver

and yeah ill even deign to address the land fuckers

is evveryone on this island dead or just me fef and kar

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[squidissension]

wwhat like jack noir could come here

[ihateyouetc]

YOU FUCKING MORON. I DIDN'T DIE. YOU DIED. WE'RE BOTH HERE. OF COURSE JACK NOIR COULD FUCKING COME HERE.

[ihateyouetc]

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ANSWER ME, SO LET ME ANSWER IT FOR YOU. YOU WERE GOING TO FUCKING JOIN JACK, WEREN'T YOU.

[squidissension]

wwhy dont you ask sol

[ihateyouetc]

SO THAT'S WHY YOU DESTROYED THE MATRIORB

HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT TO EVERYONE

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??????

[squidissension]

i destroyed the matriorb because it wwas hopeless kans plan doesnt change anythin

[ihateyouetc]

YOU PIECE OF SHIT

EVERYTHING I SAID BEFORE YOU DIED STILL STANDS. I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AGAIN AND IF YOU COME BACK, I'LL DO IT AGAIN. AND OOPS, THEN I'LL DO IT AGAIN!

IT'LL BE LIKE YOU'RE MY FUCKING HIVEMATE AND I'M THE BIG HUMAN ROBOT

[squidissension]

okay noww ivve missed a key reference but this is really flatterin

[ihateyouetc]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

STOP FLIRTING WITH ME

I ACTUALLY WANT YOU TO DIE

[squidissension]

thats not really the point of kismesis though

[riseup]

he was???

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fuck off wwindy one this isnt part of the game

[riseup]

how much of a fuckass do you even have to BE to HAVE a stupid plan like that?

[squidissension]

you wwerent there you didnt see wwhat he did anywway im the one wwho gets to make the call and i say wwe cut our losses and hope for the best death avvailable

[riseup]

shut up!

[squidissension]

i dont givve a glubbin fuck wwhat you and your landpals do though so knock yourselvves out and get killed in a horrible bloody wway or wwhatevver

[riseup]

they aren't here. you don't know them, so don't talk about them. i am done talking to you right now. ughhhhhhhh, why can't this be like pesterchum so i can just block you?

[ihateyouetc]

JOHN

NOT THAT I DON'T APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT OF HUMAN CAMARADERIE

BUT DON'T GET INVOLVED WITH THIS GUY

[riseup]

i don't want to, but then he keeps saying stuff like that.

[ihateyouetc]

HE SAYS SHIT LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME. JUST IGNORE IT.

BUT YEAH, THE WHOLE TRAITOR THING IS PRETTY FUCKING LOW EVEN FOR HIM.

[squidissension]

its got nothin to do wwith traitors wwe wwere goin to die wwe DID die gam is already killin people wwhen wwe both knoww my plan wwouldvve savved anybody wwilin to leavve all a that

[ihateyouetc]

DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT. YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT GAMZEE. AS FAR AS YOU KNEW, YOU WERE THE ONLY SHITHIVE PSYCHO

EVEN IF YOU DID KNOW IT, YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY STUPID I JUST GOT A HEADACHE READING THIS. NOIR WOULD'VE KILLED YOU THE SECOND YOU GOT THERE. TRUST ME, I KNOW THAT GUY.

[riseup]

i will try. but if he starts hurting people here, i will zillyhoo his stupid face off.

[ihateyouetc]

THAT WAS SUCH A RIDICULOUS THING TO SAY.

[ihateyouetc]

JUST STAY OUT OF IT, OK?