The hot topic of debate around this household.

[justletmeknow]

Should dogs be allowed at the table? I don't have a problem with feeding them scraps, but...

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[justletmeknow]

I have one but that's different. I won't take another.

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whats different about john
besides like everything

[justletmeknow]

Everything. He's very important.

[callbacks]

are you saying nathan douchenozzle strider the third of arendelle isnt important
hes worth at least two self grooming dogs you dont know what kind of deal youre missing out on here

[justletmeknow]

That's the unrealistic value. You're trying to bargain.

[callbacks]

well i cant trade you the dinosaur
hiccup would cry

[justletmeknow]

Maybe someone will take him if you give them incentive.

[callbacks]

what
like two for the price of one

[justletmeknow]

I won't trade -- but if you wanted, I could do something.

[callbacks]

huh
like what

[justletmeknow]

What do you want done?

[callbacks]

hold on you lost me
youll take nathan if i let you do me a favor??

[justletmeknow]

It's different from a favor.

[justletmeknow]

We could make a contract!

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i think i hear my wife calling me bbl

[justletmeknow]

If you change your mind, let me know!

[reanimated]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'VE HAD MY FAIR SHARE OF TOTALLY SHITE DAD EXPERIENCES BUT IF YOU SELL ME INTO SEX SLAVERY THAT'LL TAKE THE FUCKING CAKE ALSO YOU'RE NOT MY DAD, YOU'RE A FOETUS

[callbacks]

whoa whoa do you think i dont know what sex slavery looks like??
this is a transaction between legitimate businessmen jesus son calm your tits

[justletmeknow]

I see why you wanted to get rid of him.

[reanimated]

Piss off!

[reanimated]

I'M CALM! I'M PERFECTLY BLOODY CALM! And more importantly I'm not your son so don't you try to trade me to some fucked up cat demon! Jesus fuckin shit this island.

[callbacks]

hes not biting anyway so oh well
no talking dog for us