There are nine thousand tales in the City of Chains...

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But I'll wager not one of them is quite like mine. And now, here I am in a whole new city of stories, all of them just piled up and waiting to be told, and nobody with any real flair to tell them until now.

So! Fellow refugees of narrative! Let me know why your story needs to be told. I'll make you famous. Immortal, you could say. And my rates are very reasonable. You can find me any evening down at the Nancing Phony (and never was an inn better named), and assuming you're properly heroic, we should be able to work out a distribution deal pretty painlessly.  Varric Tethras, at your service.

Comments

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wwere fuckin talkin about me here can wwe avvoid complimenting the rainboww slurpin slag wwho murdered me right the fuck back

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A good opponent makes you more interesting, Horns. It gives your life conflict and definition!

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kan wwasnt an opponent she wwas my friend until she killed me wwhen i didnt even kill her first

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I thought you said she wouldn't stay dead!

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she didnt so then i really barely evven killed her right

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I'm... not sure that's how it works.

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you sound just like kar

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I'm guessing that's not a compliment, but unless you killed him, too, let's stay focused on the story at hand.