There are nine thousand tales in the City of Chains...

[tallishtales.livejournal.com]

But I'll wager not one of them is quite like mine. And now, here I am in a whole new city of stories, all of them just piled up and waiting to be told, and nobody with any real flair to tell them until now.

So! Fellow refugees of narrative! Let me know why your story needs to be told. I'll make you famous. Immortal, you could say. And my rates are very reasonable. You can find me any evening down at the Nancing Phony (and never was an inn better named), and assuming you're properly heroic, we should be able to work out a distribution deal pretty painlessly.  Varric Tethras, at your service.

Comments

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

famous, huh?

[justicide.livejournal.com]

I'd offer my name, but I fear I've already made it into more than my fair share of stories...

[chronosexual]

I don't think I need any help on the immortality front, but it's nice of you to offer.

[itswhoopasstime.livejournal.com]

You're a writer?

[wilddog.livejournal.com]

I imagine you'll have volumes worth once you're through here, dwarf.

[quixotical]

Oh I'm already immortal in a sense, so that's okay!!

[squidissension]

immortal

[reanimated]

Already immortal, there's actually quite a few of us here. So fuck off.