http://tallishtales.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] tallishtales.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2011-05-20 08:46 pm
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There are nine thousand tales in the City of Chains...


But I'll wager not one of them is quite like mine. And now, here I am in a whole new city of stories, all of them just piled up and waiting to be told, and nobody with any real flair to tell them until now.

So! Fellow refugees of narrative! Let me know why your story needs to be told. I'll make you famous. Immortal, you could say. And my rates are very reasonable. You can find me any evening down at the Nancing Phony (and never was an inn better named), and assuming you're properly heroic, we should be able to work out a distribution deal pretty painlessly.  Varric Tethras, at your service.

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squidissension: (fuckin smug as shit)

[personal profile] squidissension 2011-05-24 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
like you did the maid of blood sludge yeah right
ihateyouetc: ♋ ripped from peroxicide@LJ (SHITHEAD)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-05-24 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
squidissension: (seahorse dad)

[personal profile] squidissension 2011-05-24 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
kars the leader you better do wwhat he says
ihateyouetc: ♋ ripped from peroxicide@LJ (SHITHEAD)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-05-24 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING LET HIM FINISH IT???? I'M EVEN MORE TEMPTED TO DO THAT RUCKFUCKUS, YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.
squidissension: (wwait no)

[personal profile] squidissension 2011-05-24 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
kar i dont havve a wweapon you need to do somethin RIGHT NOWW
ihateyouetc: ♋ sylladex@LJ (KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF.)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-05-24 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
THEN SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
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[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-05-24 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
ACTUALLY IT MEANS PRETTY MUCH THE EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE. CALM THE HELL DOWN AND DON'T FUCKING KILL HIM.
ihateyouetc: ♋ sylladex@LJ (YEAH.)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-05-24 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING DONE IT WHEN IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM.
ihateyouetc: ♋ battlerstears@LJ (GREAT IMPRESSION OF SINGLECELL ORGANISMS)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-05-24 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
NOW IT'S A FUCKING PROBLEM. FEFERI KNOWS ABOUT THIS. DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK SHE'D BE HAPPY IF AFTER THEY WORKED WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WORKED OUT THAT YOU KILLED HIM?
ihateyouetc: ♋ sylladex@LJ (GOD I'M SUCH AN IDIOT)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-05-24 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
HE DESERVES IT, BUT...
ihateyouetc: ♋ graphitiaru@LJ (AW SHIT.)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-05-24 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'M REALLY SORRY.
ihateyouetc: ♋ tothekatmobile@LJ (OH.)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-05-24 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE YOU FOUND OUT LIKE THIS.
ihateyouetc: ♋ tothekatmobile@LJ (OH.)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-05-24 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
LOOK, I GAVE YOU A GOOD REASON.

FEFERI IS ALIVE NOW AND SUDDENLY KILLING HIM DOESN'T SOLVE SHIT. IT JUST FUCKS IT UP EVEN WORSE.
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[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-05-24 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
DAMMIT SOLLUX

JUST FUCKING THINK FOR EVEN TWO FUCKING SECONDS

DON'T DO THIS SHIT
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[personal profile] riseup 2011-05-24 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
i got this.
ihateyouetc: ♋ battlerstears@LJ (GREAT IMPRESSION OF SINGLECELL ORGANISMS)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-05-24 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
LET SOLLUX GO WHEN HE STOPS MOVING.
riseup: (do the windy thing.)

[personal profile] riseup 2011-05-24 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
and eridan?
ihateyouetc: ♋ sylladex@LJ (YEAH.)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-05-24 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
WHO THE FUCK CARES. WHENEVER YOU WANT.
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