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There are nine thousand tales in the City of Chains...

But I'll wager not one of them is quite like mine. And now, here I am in a whole new city of stories, all of them just piled up and waiting to be told, and nobody with any real flair to tell them until now.

So! Fellow refugees of narrative! Let me know why your story needs to be told. I'll make you famous. Immortal, you could say. And my rates are very reasonable. You can find me any evening down at the Nancing Phony (and never was an inn better named), and assuming you're properly heroic, we should be able to work out a distribution deal pretty painlessly. Varric Tethras, at your service.

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shes not dead NOWW now that i havve to explain shit to you

technically its round three

HOLY SHIT HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?!

KAR I DO NOT HAVVE A WWAND DO NOT FUCKIN LET THIS HAPPEN ITS UNFAIR

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OH MAN

OH SHIT

OH MAN

SOLLUX

CALM THE FUCK DOWN

JUST CALM DOWN.

DON'T BLOW ANYTHING OR ANYBODY UP.

like you did the maid of blood sludge yeah right

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ACTUALLY IT MEANS PRETTY MUCH THE EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE. CALM THE HELL DOWN AND DON'T FUCKING KILL HIM.

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sollux, stop! no one is going to hurt anyone. i know eridan is a complete douchebag, but i won't let any of you hurt each other anymore.

it is my business. i am going to put both of you in the windy thing until you don't try to kill each other anymore.

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i'm really sorry. i know this is hard. i just don't want any of you to get hurt anymore. it can't be like it was at home.

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proooolly after eridan's all YEAH RIGHT LIKE HOW YOU KILLED ARADIA sobbing

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