There are nine thousand tales in the City of Chains...

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But I'll wager not one of them is quite like mine. And now, here I am in a whole new city of stories, all of them just piled up and waiting to be told, and nobody with any real flair to tell them until now.

So! Fellow refugees of narrative! Let me know why your story needs to be told. I'll make you famous. Immortal, you could say. And my rates are very reasonable. You can find me any evening down at the Nancing Phony (and never was an inn better named), and assuming you're properly heroic, we should be able to work out a distribution deal pretty painlessly.  Varric Tethras, at your service.

Comments

[ihateyouetc]

LOOK DIPSHIT, THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON I SHOULDN'T LET THIS HAPPEN OTHER THAN THE FACT FEFERI WOULDN'T FUCKING WANT IT TO.

[squidissension]

FEF IS A PRETTY CONVVINCIN REASON

[squidissension]

you really think she wwouldnt wwant it to go dowwn like this just wwonderin wwhat your opinion is on this part

[ihateyouetc]

DO YOU EVEN KNOW FEFERI????? WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS

[squidissension]

oh thats right you wwerent payin attention wwhen she TRIED TO STAB ME WWITH A TRIDENT FOR BEATING UP HER BOYFRIEND

[ihateyouetc]

YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID I'M TEMPTED TO START CALLING YOU RUCKFUCKUS BECAUSE IT'S JUST THAT APPROPRIATELY FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

[ihateyouetc]

IT WAS CIRCUMSTANTIAL, YOU IDIOT. HER FEELINGS WERE COMPLETELY FUCKING DIFFERENT THEN IN THAT SITUATION.

[squidissension]

dont tell me about her feelings

[ihateyouetc]

IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, DON'T FUCKING ASK ME.