WHY IS DAVE MARRIED. NOT THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT. I'M JUST SAYING.

[ihateyouetc]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COHERENTLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE
THIS IS KIND OF REALLY FREAKING ME OUT
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER OUT OF OH, I DON'T KNOW, FUCKING *ANYONE* SINCE I WOKE UP SINCE APPARENTLY I FELL ASLEEP AT SOME POINT I DON'T REMEMBER??? BUT GOD DAMMIT, I WILL FIND OUT PRECISELY WHAT FUCKS ARE GOING ON
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BANAL AND SHITTY MEMOS IT TAKES
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!!

I'D GLADLY TAKE ANOTHER MURDER SPREE OVER THIS CLUSTERFUCK QUITE FRANKLY

[reanimated]

Alright for the love of fuck, this is getting out of hand. STAR STICKERS. BLOODY STAR STICKERS. I'd like to do a head count on those of us who are still normal, as in not suddenly convinced we're all happy loving families with underage parents and dog sisters or whatever the fuck.

SOUND OFF IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BRAINWASHED YET

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[squidissension]

kar you seem vvery upset
but dont forget im your lusus
so if you need to talk about some things im here for you