You'd think the sexual tension level on this island would be a lot higher than it is!

[reanimated]

Frankly, I'm still shocked I didn't come across any weird sex dreams. Don't be afraid to wave your freak flag! I know you lot, you're all completely fucked in the head, brilliant pun intended.

C'mon, tell me the best adventure you had! Unless you're all just as boring while you're dreaming. I wouldn't be surprised. But indulge a bloke cos I am about half a spliff away from actually giving a shit.

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[reanimated]

It's been known to happen!

[notvictorious]

I know you pretty much put a moratorium on apologies, but I'm sorry about mine.

[reanimated]

Why are you apologising? It definitely got less boring!

[notvictorious]

uh I guess.

[reanimated]

Anyway it's fine, it's not like you had any control over what happened, yeah?

[notvictorious]

If I could control any of that stuff, that never would've happened!

[reanimated]

Whatever! People kill me all the time in my dreams. It wasn't so different from usual, save for, you know, the mental robo-bitch.

[notvictorious]

She wasn't a robot in real life.

[reanimated]

Yeah, I thought there was something off about that.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, to be honest, I just wanted to apologize, not talk about it.

[reanimated]

Apologise less and drink more, alright, I'm making a trip to Lau's soon enough. Try not to vomit this time, yeah?

[notvictorious]

No thanks to the drinks, but I'll tag along and keep you from getting kicked in the throat again.

[reanimated]

You don't get a say on this one. And that's how she says she appreciates my patronage!

[notvictorious]

That guy tried to roofie us last time, I'm not drinking.

[reanimated]

You're safe with me, I'm his favourite customer.

[notvictorious]

There were definitely people doing crystal meth the time before that. There's normal bar you could go to, I could probably make a fake ID on my computer in ten minutes!

[reanimated]

It was probably cocaine, let's be honest. But alright, I'm up for that.

[notvictorious]

Seriously?

[reanimated]

Yeah! Let's see if you can really do it!

[notvictorious]

I can!

[reanimated]

PROVE IT!

[notvictorious]

There's a difference between if I can and if I should.

[reanimated]

Oi, the moral compass goes away when booze is involved, how many times do I have to tell you that.