You'd think the sexual tension level on this island would be a lot higher than it is!

[reanimated]

Frankly, I'm still shocked I didn't come across any weird sex dreams. Don't be afraid to wave your freak flag! I know you lot, you're all completely fucked in the head, brilliant pun intended.

C'mon, tell me the best adventure you had! Unless you're all just as boring while you're dreaming. I wouldn't be surprised. But indulge a bloke cos I am about half a spliff away from actually giving a shit.

Comments

[notvictorious]

You must really be bored.

[reanimated]

It's been known to happen!

[notvictorious]

I know you pretty much put a moratorium on apologies, but I'm sorry about mine.

[reanimated]

Why are you apologising? It definitely got less boring!

[notvictorious]

uh I guess.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Or you could keep your creepy voyeuristic tendencies to yourself.

[reanimated]

Oh, you must be new.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

You must be a genius.

[reanimated]

I see you catch on quick! Let's get the formalities out of the way, yeah? Nathan Young, immortal, you're very impressed.

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

I don't really remember much of it....

[reanimated]

Boring!

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

What about you?

[reanimated]

Dunno, between jumping into a gaping chasm with a fit lady and getting stabbed to death, it's just so hard to pick a favourite.

[chronosexual]

Me and your girlfriend had adventures.

[reanimated]

I'm sure that was loads of fun for both of you. If you're trying to make me jealous, try harder.

[chronosexual]

You're not the least bit curious? We're starting a fun little club. No boys allowed. Just us girls.

[reanimated]

Good for you.

[turnedleft]

She is not his girlfriend.

[reanimated]

 

[chronosexual]

Oh if only that were true, my dear.

[turnedleft]

You're joking.

[ihateyouetc]

EVERYONE DIED.

[reanimated]

Well that's what you get for being a little freak who doesn't sleep.

WELL THIS SURE ISN'T OMINOUS.

[ihateyouetc]

WHATEVER.
I ONLY RESPONDED TO THIS TO SAY DON'T FUCK WITH THE DOUCHE PAINTED LIKE A CLOWN, OK.

[reanimated]

I don't even know what the fuck you're on about, I stopped paying attention to your weird foetus friends a long time ago.