You'd think the sexual tension level on this island would be a lot higher than it is!

[reanimated]

Frankly, I'm still shocked I didn't come across any weird sex dreams. Don't be afraid to wave your freak flag! I know you lot, you're all completely fucked in the head, brilliant pun intended.

C'mon, tell me the best adventure you had! Unless you're all just as boring while you're dreaming. I wouldn't be surprised. But indulge a bloke cos I am about half a spliff away from actually giving a shit.

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[reanimated]

Well, you could always ask her at one of your girl club meetings!

[chronosexual]

What, you don't think I've tried? She doesn't know. For some reason she likes you. And it better not be for what I think it is, because I can't really see any other redeeming feature.

[reanimated]

Really? Cos I'm charming and handsome and hilarious as fuck and I'll live forever, really girls just line up down the street for me. Oh, could also be cos I don't take shit too seriously unlike you lot.

[chronosexual]

Well, the verdict's still out on that. Also, I don't think I've ever been called too serious. It's usually the opposite that I get nailed for.

Figuratively and not. A big mouth can be used for lots of things.

[reanimated]

Will the clever innuendo never cease?

[notvictorious]

Is this guy's only habit to bug you? I mean, you're sorta asking for it, but I figured the island had given up by now.

[reanimated]

He's jealous, isn't it obvious?

[notvictorious]

No, that can't be right.

[reanimated]

He's also got the world's largest stick up his arse about how I don't have any interest in being a superhero. Probably explains why he keeps taking the piss.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, I read that. Sorry.

[reanimated]

Not even surprised anymore, mate.

[notvictorious]

What's wrong with being a superhero? Some of us would kill for that opportunity.

[notvictorious]

ugh Not literally kill.

[reanimated]

There's nothing wrong with it! You've just got to be made of better stuff, you know, cut from a certain cloth or whatever the fuck.

[notvictorious]

I'm sorry, is there some kind of creepy prophecy from your birth that exempts you from being a hero?

[reanimated]

What? No. That's some comic book shit if I've ever heard it!

[chronosexual]

Nope. Comes standard with the package.

Now who's getting too serious?

[notvictorious]

This is almost too much innuendo for a Nathan post.

Hey, I get as like a fellow immortal you're trying to help him realize his destiny or whatever, but he's not a bad guy.

[chronosexual]

Not all bad, but he really showed himself during the crisis with the Medusa last month. He told you that he didn't want to stay, right?

[notvictorious]

Yeah, I uh definitely got that impression. He's helped save people in other ways though.

[chronosexual]

Begrudgingly, I'm sure.

He sees it as a curse. Not an opportunity. That is why I'm disappointed in him.

[notvictorious]

Hey, you weren't there. You don't know that.

Not everybody can get that excited about something they didn't ask to be.

[chronosexual]

I can't imagine many people ask for this. I didn't. I got pulled back from the warm embrace of death for this. I've been killed more times than I can count in truly horrific ways that still keep me up at night. Do I look forward to it? No, of course not, but if it means that some family gets to be safe, I would do it anyway, immortal or not.

[notvictorious]

Look, I'm not arguing with you. I think Nathan could really help people and not everybody gets that opportunity. But I don't see how making him feel crappy helps anything.

[chronosexual]

Do you have a better idea to help him realise his potential? It's obvious guilt is like water off a duck to someone without a conscience.