You'd think the sexual tension level on this island would be a lot higher than it is!

[reanimated]

Frankly, I'm still shocked I didn't come across any weird sex dreams. Don't be afraid to wave your freak flag! I know you lot, you're all completely fucked in the head, brilliant pun intended.

C'mon, tell me the best adventure you had! Unless you're all just as boring while you're dreaming. I wouldn't be surprised. But indulge a bloke cos I am about half a spliff away from actually giving a shit.

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[notvictorious]

Yeah, well he's my friend, not yours. Maybe if you didn't act like a freaking culo you'd get better results.

[chronosexual]

I'm usually not. It just frustrates me when I see so much wasted potential. Surely you understand that.

[notvictorious]

Yeah but he hasn't been immortal for a really long time. He has a while to grow into it. I'm not going anywhere either, so there's no reason to figure he's going to chicken out.

[chronosexual]

That's what I keep hoping for. But he isn't even doing the weird reckless things that usually come with finding out you can't die. Isn't that weird?

I guess it is nice to have someone assure him he's not a freak. Does Jenny know about you two?

[notvictorious]

I don't know, he can be reckless enough even for me and I have a self-repair function.

Yeah, she knows Nathan pretty well and most people here uh know about what my deal is, kinda hard to keep that a secret.

[chronosexual]

So she knows you guys are sleeping together? I think me and this girl need to have a talk.

[notvictorious]

que?

[notvictorious]

We're not gay!! I mean, I'm not!

[chronosexual]

Now, now, there's nothing to be ashamed of. This is the twenty-first century after all. All sorts of rights and protections and everything.

I think it's nice for someone so young to be in touch with himself like that.

[notvictorious]

I'M NOT GAY.

[chronosexual]

Didn't say you were. Just said you two were sleeping together. Trust me, hon. That doesn't make you gay.

[notvictorious]

madre de dios I'm not doing that either! We're just friends.

[chronosexual]

If you say so. Shame.

[notvictorious]

What is??

[chronosexual]

Nothing to worry yourself over.

[reanimated]

And now you see what comes from trying to defend my honour!

[notvictorious]

I will never do it again, I promise.

[reanimated]

You wish.

[chronosexual]

I do, but not for the reasons you think.