You'd think the sexual tension level on this island would be a lot higher than it is!

[reanimated]

Frankly, I'm still shocked I didn't come across any weird sex dreams. Don't be afraid to wave your freak flag! I know you lot, you're all completely fucked in the head, brilliant pun intended.

C'mon, tell me the best adventure you had! Unless you're all just as boring while you're dreaming. I wouldn't be surprised. But indulge a bloke cos I am about half a spliff away from actually giving a shit.

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[notvictorious]

No, that can't be right.

[reanimated]

He's also got the world's largest stick up his arse about how I don't have any interest in being a superhero. Probably explains why he keeps taking the piss.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, I read that. Sorry.

[reanimated]

Not even surprised anymore, mate.

[notvictorious]

What's wrong with being a superhero? Some of us would kill for that opportunity.

[notvictorious]

ugh Not literally kill.

[reanimated]

There's nothing wrong with it! You've just got to be made of better stuff, you know, cut from a certain cloth or whatever the fuck.

[notvictorious]

I'm sorry, is there some kind of creepy prophecy from your birth that exempts you from being a hero?

[reanimated]

What? No. That's some comic book shit if I've ever heard it!

[notvictorious]

So then what's the problem?

[reanimated]

Do you know how much work being a hero is? That's loads more effort than I'm willing to put into anything.

[notvictorious]

Obviously. But it's like Spiderman's photographer friend Peter Parker says- with great power comes great responsibility!

[reanimated]

Right! And with my great power comes the great responsibility of getting ridiculously rich and shagging loads of women.

[notvictorious]

Are you braindead? You are missing the most important part.

[reanimated]

Pretty sure I'm not!

[notvictorious]

Tony Stark definitely had a lot more girls once he told everyone he was Iron Man.

[reanimated]

Have you met me? "I'm immortal" is practically the first thing I tell everyone. Fuck, why are we having this conversation? Cos if I recall correctly, I'm the one who does fucking fantastic with the ladies.

[notvictorious]

Really? Name two girls you have a chance with who aren't toddlers.

[reanimated]

You know technically speaking she isn't a toddler. She doesn't look like a toddler and FUCK YOU.

[notvictorious]

Sorry. Looks like I'm right.