You'd think the sexual tension level on this island would be a lot higher than it is!

[reanimated]

Frankly, I'm still shocked I didn't come across any weird sex dreams. Don't be afraid to wave your freak flag! I know you lot, you're all completely fucked in the head, brilliant pun intended.

C'mon, tell me the best adventure you had! Unless you're all just as boring while you're dreaming. I wouldn't be surprised. But indulge a bloke cos I am about half a spliff away from actually giving a shit.

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[notvictorious]

Really? Name two girls you have a chance with who aren't toddlers.

[reanimated]

You know technically speaking she isn't a toddler. She doesn't look like a toddler and FUCK YOU.

[notvictorious]

Sorry. Looks like I'm right.