You'd think the sexual tension level on this island would be a lot higher than it is!

[reanimated]

Frankly, I'm still shocked I didn't come across any weird sex dreams. Don't be afraid to wave your freak flag! I know you lot, you're all completely fucked in the head, brilliant pun intended.

C'mon, tell me the best adventure you had! Unless you're all just as boring while you're dreaming. I wouldn't be surprised. But indulge a bloke cos I am about half a spliff away from actually giving a shit.

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[reanimated]

Well that could be pretty much anything. You could go talk to Lau yourself you know.

[ihateyouetc]

GREAT. NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME THEY ALL AFFECT DIFFERENT HUMANS DIFFERENTLY TOO.

AND I'M NOT TALKING TO THAT GUY YET. I DON'T FUCKING TRUST HIM.

[notvictorious]

uh you shouldn't, he's a drug dealer.

[ihateyouetc]

NO SHIT. I GATHERED THAT.
THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING ABOUT HIM.

[notvictorious]

For drugs??

[ihateyouetc]

LOOK, I NEED SOMETHING THAT WILL CALM SOMEONE THE FUCK DOWN, OK???

[ihateyouetc]

UH
NOT ME.

[notvictorious]

I don't know, how upset is somebody that you think drugs are the only solution? It's like solving a problem with another problem.

[ihateyouetc]

SO HOW MUCH DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT MY NIGHTMARE.

[notvictorious]

Honestly? Too much.

[ihateyouetc]

THEN DON'T FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME.

[notvictorious]

I'm not arguing. I'm asking for clarification on why you want to see a drug dealer, Karkat!

NO IT SHOULDN'T, BUT IN KARKAT-LAND IT DOES.

[ihateyouetc]

AND I ASKED YOU IF YOU REMEMBERED MY NIGHTMARE.
THAT SHOULD ANSWER YOUR DAMN QUESTION.

IT REALLY DOESNT ASSHOLE

[notvictorious]

You need drugs to help you fight that guy?

[ihateyouetc]

I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT HIM, STUPID.
HE'S OUR FRIEND.

[notvictorious]

Wait, that's right, there were two of them. Sorry, I know it's real for you, but it still feels like a bad dream for me. So.. one of the people who killed your friends is here? And you need to give him.. drugs.

[ihateyouetc]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ERIDAN IS
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I SHOULD CALL HIM MY FRIEND
BUT THE ONE WHO DID MOST OF THAT WAS MY BEST FRIEND

[notvictorious]

And that person's here? Karkat, I don't think drugs are gonna help anything, you need to just stay away from that person. Why don't you take my old room, Equius is really strong, right? You'll be safe there, and me and my friends are right upstairs.

[reanimated]

Oi, let the kid experiment! Who knows, it might make him less of a complete arsehole.

[notvictorious]

Not helping.

[reanimated]

Surprise! They do. Whatever man, try skunk first, I can lend you some but I require payment!

DAMMIT I THOUGHT I REPLIED TO YOU EARLIER

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT
ISN'T THAT A HUMAN ANIMAL

[reanimated]

Yeah, it's also a euphemism for a human drug, would you try to keep up?

[ihateyouetc]

THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED.
WHATEVER. I GUESS I'LL SEE IF THAT ONE WORKS.

[reanimated]

You're fucking retarded. I still require payment man, I'm not giving this up for free.