You'd think the sexual tension level on this island would be a lot higher than it is!

[reanimated]

Frankly, I'm still shocked I didn't come across any weird sex dreams. Don't be afraid to wave your freak flag! I know you lot, you're all completely fucked in the head, brilliant pun intended.

C'mon, tell me the best adventure you had! Unless you're all just as boring while you're dreaming. I wouldn't be surprised. But indulge a bloke cos I am about half a spliff away from actually giving a shit.

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[ihateyouetc]

WHAT'S ONE THAT MAKES HUMANS SEE ALL SORTS OF RIDICULOUS COLORS AND SHIT AND BE OVERLY FRIENDLY AND SPACE OUT FOR HOURS.

[reanimated]

Well that could be pretty much anything. You could go talk to Lau yourself you know.

[ihateyouetc]

GREAT. NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME THEY ALL AFFECT DIFFERENT HUMANS DIFFERENTLY TOO.

AND I'M NOT TALKING TO THAT GUY YET. I DON'T FUCKING TRUST HIM.

[notvictorious]

uh you shouldn't, he's a drug dealer.

[ihateyouetc]

NO SHIT. I GATHERED THAT.
THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING ABOUT HIM.

[notvictorious]

For drugs??

[ihateyouetc]

LOOK, I NEED SOMETHING THAT WILL CALM SOMEONE THE FUCK DOWN, OK???

[ihateyouetc]

UH
NOT ME.

[notvictorious]

I don't know, how upset is somebody that you think drugs are the only solution? It's like solving a problem with another problem.

[ihateyouetc]

SO HOW MUCH DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT MY NIGHTMARE.

[notvictorious]

Honestly? Too much.

[ihateyouetc]

THEN DON'T FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME.

[notvictorious]

I'm not arguing. I'm asking for clarification on why you want to see a drug dealer, Karkat!

NO IT SHOULDN'T, BUT IN KARKAT-LAND IT DOES.

[ihateyouetc]

AND I ASKED YOU IF YOU REMEMBERED MY NIGHTMARE.
THAT SHOULD ANSWER YOUR DAMN QUESTION.

IT REALLY DOESNT ASSHOLE

[notvictorious]

You need drugs to help you fight that guy?

[ihateyouetc]

I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT HIM, STUPID.
HE'S OUR FRIEND.

[notvictorious]

Wait, that's right, there were two of them. Sorry, I know it's real for you, but it still feels like a bad dream for me. So.. one of the people who killed your friends is here? And you need to give him.. drugs.

[ihateyouetc]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ERIDAN IS
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I SHOULD CALL HIM MY FRIEND
BUT THE ONE WHO DID MOST OF THAT WAS MY BEST FRIEND

[reanimated]

Oi, let the kid experiment! Who knows, it might make him less of a complete arsehole.

[notvictorious]

Not helping.

[reanimated]

Surprise! They do. Whatever man, try skunk first, I can lend you some but I require payment!

DAMMIT I THOUGHT I REPLIED TO YOU EARLIER

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT
ISN'T THAT A HUMAN ANIMAL

[reanimated]

Yeah, it's also a euphemism for a human drug, would you try to keep up?

[ihateyouetc]

THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED.
WHATEVER. I GUESS I'LL SEE IF THAT ONE WORKS.

[reanimated]

You're fucking retarded. I still require payment man, I'm not giving this up for free.