You'd think the sexual tension level on this island would be a lot higher than it is!

[reanimated]

Frankly, I'm still shocked I didn't come across any weird sex dreams. Don't be afraid to wave your freak flag! I know you lot, you're all completely fucked in the head, brilliant pun intended.

C'mon, tell me the best adventure you had! Unless you're all just as boring while you're dreaming. I wouldn't be surprised. But indulge a bloke cos I am about half a spliff away from actually giving a shit.

Comments

[ihateyouetc]

THE GUY ATE TOXIC SLIME UNTIL IT RAN OUT
HE FUCKING SAT AROUND STARING AT COLORS FOR HOURS
HARMLESS AS A DOCILE PARAPLEGIC POUNCEBEAST WITH NO TEETH

[notvictorious]

Yeah, unless Lau gives him PCP and the opposite happens!

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH, I KNOW.
THAT'S WHY IT'S GOT TO BE THE RIGHT ONE.
HE ALREADY GOT SICK ONCE TOO.

[notvictorious]

'Got sick'?

[ihateyouetc]

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
I FEEL FUCKING AWFUL.

[notvictorious]

Are... you sick too?

[ihateyouetc]

LOOK, IT'S MY FAULT GAMZEE'S SICK, OK??

[notvictorious]

Why? What happened?

[ihateyouetc]

I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
I FUCKED UP.

[notvictorious]

All right, I'm coming over.

[reanimated]

This is such a fucking disaster.

[notvictorious]

I am starting to dread what I'm gonna find over there. It's not more blood is it? That was bad enough the first few times.

[reanimated]

No it's not more blood, you pansy.

[notvictorious]

I'm not a pansy! Don't throw any jars of spaghetti sauce before I get there.

[reanimated]

I'm more likely to throw this bottle of bleach that I just had to label for the bloody moron I live with. Fuck this!

[notvictorious]

Why are you labeling things..

[reanimated]

FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!

[notvictorious]

All right, I'm coming downstairs now. I feel like I don't even want to know, but..