You'd think the sexual tension level on this island would be a lot higher than it is!

[reanimated]

Frankly, I'm still shocked I didn't come across any weird sex dreams. Don't be afraid to wave your freak flag! I know you lot, you're all completely fucked in the head, brilliant pun intended.

C'mon, tell me the best adventure you had! Unless you're all just as boring while you're dreaming. I wouldn't be surprised. But indulge a bloke cos I am about half a spliff away from actually giving a shit.

Comments

[ PRIVATE. TO. RESIDENT. FUCKRUCKUS. ]

[ihateyouetc]

I TRIED TO STOP SOLLUX FROM STRAIGHT-UP MURDERING YOU YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER
JUST BECAUSE JOHN HAD TO HELP TO ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISH IT DOESN'T MEAN I DIDN'T FUCKING TRY TO STOP IT FROM HAPPENING
YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING WEAPON THEN

[ Private to Kar ]

[squidissension]

yeah wwell i do noww and nothins any different like people havve forgotten evverythin unless they wwant to throww it in my face

[ Private to Kar ]

[squidissension]

arent you mad

[ PRIVATE. RESIDENT. FUCKRUCKUS. ]

[ihateyouetc]

I'M FUCKING FURIOUS YOU DON'T SEEM TO FUCKING GET IT.
NO ONE IS THROWING ANYTHING IN YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

[ Private to Kar ]

[squidissension]

but nobodys bein asked to act like i didnt kill them and youre telling me wwe havve to fuckin pretend like that nooksniffin grubslouchin useless sack a sludge masqueradin as a highblood touched her

[ RESIDENT. PRIVATE. FUCKRUCKUS. ]

[ihateyouetc]

SHUT UP.
HE'S FROM A POINT WHERE HE ACTUALLY DIDN'T FUCKING KILL ANYONE YET
I DON'T WANT TO REMIND HIM OF WHAT HE DID SO IT CAN GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS BEFORE ALL THIS SHIT HAPPENED
YOU KNOW, THE WAY WHERE NOBODY FUCKING DIES.

[ Private to Kar ]

[squidissension]

do you think wwe can really do that

[ RESIDENT FUCK'S PRIVATE RUCKUS ]

[ihateyouetc]

WHO THE HELL KNOWS
BUT IT'S WORTH TRYING IF IT MEANS EVERYONE IS ALIVE.
AND IF ANYONE KILLS ANYONE
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL THEM.

[ Private to Kar ]

[squidissension]

good one kar

[ PRIVATE RESIDENT FOR A FUCKING RUCKUS ]

[ihateyouetc]

I'M SERIOUS, YOU DOUCHE
I'M NOT GOING TO ALLOW ANY OF YOU TO DIE THIS TIME
I FUCKING FORBID IT

[ Private to Kar ]

[squidissension]

or wwhat

[ FUCKPRIVATE'S RESIDENT RUCKUS ]

[ihateyouetc]

JUST DON'T DO IT.
I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE RIGHT NOW.

[ Private to Kar ]

[squidissension]

no offense kar but i think wwe all knoww if shit wwent to that you wwouldnt be able to do much

[ RUCKUS FOR RESIDENT PRIVATE FUCKS ]

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK OFF.
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO BUT I JUST

[ SEE ABOVE ]

[ihateyouetc]

I CAN'T LET EVERYBODY DIE AGAIN
NOT BECAUSE I'M TOO FUCKING SCARED AND USELESS TO DO ANYTHING
AND NOT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DIE
AND I THINK ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE WAS READY TO DIE
OR MAYBE THEY WEREN'T
BUT IF THEY WEREN'T
THEY DIDN'T SHOW THEY WEREN'T
EVEN IF IT SCARED THEM
OR THEY KNEW THEY MIGHT NOT WIN
THEY DID IT ANYWAY
EVEN *TAVROS* DID IT WHEN HE CHALLENGED VRISKA
I'M THE ONLY FUCKING ONE WHO FAILED
I CAN'T DO IT AGAIN
I CAN'T
WHAT A FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT THAT WOULD BE

[ Private to Kar ]

[squidissension]

tavv challenged vvri

[ SEE ABOVE STILL ]

[ihateyouetc]

THAT'S WHY HE FUCKING DIED
AND THAT ISN'T THE POINT ANYWAY
END POINT: SHUT UP.

[ Private to Kar ]

[squidissension]

i just dont get howw youd stop anybody from dyin if you dont wwant anybody to die

[ SAME AS ABOVE AGAIN DAMMIT. ]

[ihateyouetc]

I GUESS WE'LL FUCKING FIND OUT, WON'T WE.
MAYBE THIS TIME I'LL BE THE ONLY ASSHOLE WHO DIES TRYING TO KEEP YOU FUCKERS FROM DOING STUPID SHIT.

[ Private to Kar ]

[squidissension]

can i just say this is the wworst plan youvve come up wwith and that is fuckin sayin somethin

[ PRIVATE TO EL SENOR FUCKUSRUCKUS ]

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT AN ASTUTE OBSERVATION!
YES, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
MOSTLY BECAUSE IT DEPENDS ON YOU GUYS NOT DOING STUPID SHIT
BUT THAT ASIDE
I'D STILL SAY IT'S WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU'VE COME UP WITH SO FAR.

[squidissension]

yeah but wwhen your plan fails epically im goin through wwith my owwn

[ STILL PRIVATE IN NATHAN'S OWN ENTRY LIKE A PERSONAL CHAT THREAD ]

[ihateyouetc]

JUST DON'T FORGET IT DOESN'T FUCKING FAIL UNTIL GAMZEE KILLS ONE OF US.

[ Private to Kar ]

[squidissension]

sorry kar but i dont fuckin wwait around for us to get wwasted like you do

[ PRIVATE RUCKUSFUCK ]

[ihateyouetc]