You'd think the sexual tension level on this island would be a lot higher than it is!

[reanimated]

Frankly, I'm still shocked I didn't come across any weird sex dreams. Don't be afraid to wave your freak flag! I know you lot, you're all completely fucked in the head, brilliant pun intended.

C'mon, tell me the best adventure you had! Unless you're all just as boring while you're dreaming. I wouldn't be surprised. But indulge a bloke cos I am about half a spliff away from actually giving a shit.

Comments

[reanimated]

Let me guess, you're from some shite sci fi world where immortals are common as coins?

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm from a normal world where idiotic high school boys are as common as coins.

[reanimated]

Nice try love, I've been out of secondary school for years now. Who're you anyway?

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Could've fooled me.

[hmm, does she really want to give this guy her name?]

... Esmerelda.

[reanimated]

That's a proper gypsy name, your parents must've really hated you.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

[whatever, it's not like it's her actual name.]

That's what I've been saying since the day they brought my sister home.

[reanimated]

Keep doing what you're doing, love, bitter looks fantastic on you.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

I'm not bitter. Why should I be bitter about it? The fact that she basically ruined the past fifteen years of my so-called life is completely negated by the stunning revelation that it was all just a bad dream.

[reanimated]

And you believe that?

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Does it matter? Either way, I'm still stuck here listening to you.