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You'd think the sexual tension level on this island would be a lot higher than it is!

Frankly, I'm still shocked I didn't come across any weird sex dreams. Don't be afraid to wave your freak flag! I know you lot, you're all completely fucked in the head, brilliant pun intended.

C'mon, tell me the best adventure you had! Unless you're all just as boring while you're dreaming. I wouldn't be surprised. But indulge a bloke cos I am about half a spliff away from actually giving a shit.

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WHATEVER.
I ONLY RESPONDED TO THIS TO SAY DON'T FUCK WITH THE DOUCHE PAINTED LIKE A CLOWN, OK.

I don't even know what the fuck you're on about, I stopped paying attention to your weird foetus friends a long time ago.

GREAT. KEEP IT THAT WAY.
ALTHOUGH I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE YOU'LL KNOW WHICH ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN HE'S HERE ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.

Why would he be here all the goddamn time? I swear to fucking god if I come home to another shite tent in the living room and you giving someone a horn job I'm going to throw more than jars of pasta sauce.

THAT TERM DOESN'T MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS, ASSHOLE

AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. AT LEAST HE DIDN'T STAY IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM.

Oi, you're avoiding the point! Why the hell does he have to stay with you? He's got his own flat I'm sure.

THEY ASSIGN PEOPLE TO THESE SHITTY COMMUNAL HIVES EVEN IF THEY DON'T GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER. OF COURSE HE'S GOT ONE.
THE POINT IS: FUCK YOU. AT LEAST I FUCKING WARNED YOU.

THIS GUY NEEDS SOMEONE TO KEEP AN EYE ON HIM, SO DON'T FUCKING START SHIT WITH

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HEY.
YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH THAT HUMAN DRUG ASSHOLE RIGHT.

Lau? Course I do, there's no one else like him on this shit island.

WHAT'S ONE THAT MAKES HUMANS SEE ALL SORTS OF RIDICULOUS COLORS AND SHIT AND BE OVERLY FRIENDLY AND SPACE OUT FOR HOURS.

Well that could be pretty much anything. You could go talk to Lau yourself you know.

GREAT. NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME THEY ALL AFFECT DIFFERENT HUMANS DIFFERENTLY TOO.

AND I'M NOT TALKING TO THAT GUY YET. I DON'T FUCKING TRUST HIM.

uh you shouldn't, he's a drug dealer.

NO SHIT. I GATHERED THAT.
THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING ABOUT HIM.

For drugs??

LOOK, I NEED SOMETHING THAT WILL CALM SOMEONE THE FUCK DOWN, OK???

UH
NOT ME.

I don't know, how upset is somebody that you think drugs are the only solution? It's like solving a problem with another problem.

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NO IT SHOULDN'T, BUT IN KARKAT-LAND IT DOES.

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IT REALLY DOESNT ASSHOLE

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[ THIS IS A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO FUCKRUCKUS ONLY FOR THE SAKE OF PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY ]

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[ SEE ABOVE ]

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[ SEE ABOVE STILL ]

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[ SAME AS ABOVE AGAIN DAMMIT. ]

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[ STILL PRIVATE IN NATHAN'S OWN ENTRY LIKE A PERSONAL CHAT THREAD ]

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Surprise! They do. Whatever man, try skunk first, I can lend you some but I require payment!

WAIT
ISN'T THAT A HUMAN ANIMAL

Yeah, it's also a euphemism for a human drug, would you try to keep up?

THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED.
WHATEVER. I GUESS I'LL SEE IF THAT ONE WORKS.

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