Because ghosts can't use computers, right?

[reanimated]

SHIT


shit shit shit WHAT THE HELL








ALRIGHT HEAD COUNT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Don't piss and moan or bitch and whinge or ask questions, just do it. The whole lot of you! I don't care who you are, if you're alive just say so, yeah? EVERYBODY

Oh Jesus

Comments

[notvictorious]

Whatever. so.... magic?

[reanimated]

Yeah that's not happening. All the shit ghosts in the world couldn't make me do it.

[notvictorious]

But it's possible? People could sell their powers?

[reanimated]

Beats me, I don't remember that at all!

[notvictorious]

I guess.

Guey, come pick up these rabbits.

[reanimated]

Oh for fuck's sake, they didn't disappear? We might have an issue.

[reanimated]

Also for the record, I'm not leaving in six months or whatever the fuck.

[notvictorious]

What, you don't think I can handle it here without you?

[reanimated]

Nah man, but you were pretty hung up on it. Just letting you know!

[notvictorious]

Shut up.

[reanimated]

P.S. I don't give a single shit if you're afraid of ghosts or if you don't believe in them or I don't know what, whatever the fuck, come over

[notvictorious]

I'm not afraid of ghosts because I don't see them.

[reanimated]

Yeah no one does which is why I might hypothetically be losing it

[notvictorious]

I don't have an alcohol here for you, but we can play Smash?

[reanimated]

That's fine, that actually makes it worse so yeah. Let's just do that.

[notvictorious]

How do you even see ghosts? Who's still dead?

[reanimated]

Believe me, it's cute you think I understand how it works and all but I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. So far most of them have cropped up on the network still alive but



well I'm sure they'll go away soon enough!

[notvictorious]

The people or the ghosts?

[reanimated]

HYPOTHETICALLY

[notvictorious]

If you're not going to sell your power, we should try and get you a little better at it.

[notvictorious]

Oh god I don't mean that in a killing you Victorious kind of way

[notvictorious]

I mean, figuring out the ghost stuff!

[reanimated]

And how exactly d'you propose we do that?

[notvictorious]

How you get better at anything- practice?

[reanimated]

Practise seeing ghosts? You realise the circumstances that usually surround that, right?