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[rompicoglioni.livejournal.com]

Whoever is pulling this elaborate prank, come out and give up so I can break your knees already! I’m not gonna fall for your shit, okay?! Waking up in a hospital is one thing, but being told lies that don't make sense is something else completely and it's not funny!

[The slight look of hysteria on his face says otherwise. He’s obviously already fallen for it, and worried about it. Still angry and trying to keep up the threatening façade, though.]

I just wanna go home, to my house, with my stupid brother and his stupid food! Wait, no, the food’s not stupid.

Shit, now I’m hungry!

Dammit, where do you people eat here?

I have to eat before I do anything too strenuous like fighting my way back home.

[Obviously food is an important goal; one has to be in their top strength before hypothetically clawing their way tooth and nail to freedom. Actually, who does he even go to to get home? Does this island even have an airport... This is essentially him freaking out and ranting uselessly.]

Comments

[archbishops.livejournal.com]

Yeah, threats were my first course of action, too, but it turns out no one wants to own up to kidnapping or whatever.

[rompicoglioni.livejournal.com]

Dammiiiiit, do you know where this place is located? On a map?

[What country is responsible for this he will find and kill them.]

[archbishops.livejournal.com]

No idea, sorry!

They're not really that forthcoming with that kind of info.

[rompicoglioni.livejournal.com]

Damn it.

[Welp, looks like it's about time to give up on that then. Might as well take advantage of the fact that he's talking to a pretty lady...]

Well, there's still food here, right? Do you have any favorite places, signorina?

[archbishops.livejournal.com]

I haven't been here long enough to suss out where's good for food! And I have been kind of busy.

Now that you mention it, though, I'm kinda hungry. Let me know if you find somewhere good?

[ariseanew.livejournal.com]

[rompicoglioni.livejournal.com]

[...man he'd feel stupid talking to text. Switching over to it himself.]

Who'd believe them. Who the hell are they to call me fictional and treat me like I'm a dumbass!!!!

[ariseanew.livejournal.com]

[rompicoglioni.livejournal.com]

I've lived hundreds of years and I am pretty sure none of them were fictional years. What's with waking up in a hospital though?

[ariseanew.livejournal.com]

[mathematical.livejournal.com]

[Man, this guy is so full of it! Full of anger, haha. Finn should feel bad for finding this funny, but, boy, it's way too hilarious.]

Why don't you ravage the trees of the island for some berries or somethin'? You look like the kind of guy that can handle the island, all right.

[rompicoglioni.livejournal.com]

[HIS ANGER IS LEGITIMATE AND IN NO WAY FUNNY. Except he's kind of ridiculously angry.]

Fuck off--[whoops, cussing in front of kids, that was a slip,] go eat berries yourself! Children shouldn't tell the adults what to do so go play with your toys!

[mathematical.livejournal.com]

[Oh maaaaaaaaaaan. Calm down, dude!]

Haha, no way! Mister, my body may be small but I'm sure not some scraggly kid-- I'll put the smashzow out of bad guys any day. Anyway, my sword's not with me, and my dog isn't here either. If he were, well, he'd sure know where to find food, I bet!

[coeurdeurope.livejournal.com]

[tap tap]

Oi! Romano!

[rompicoglioni.livejournal.com]

[oh]

Belgium?? They took you too?!

[coeurdeurope.livejournal.com]

Looks like, huh? How ya feelin', sweetie?

[codeswitch]

Ugh, another noisy westerner?!

[rompicoglioni.livejournal.com]

I'm not being noisy! This is a normal volume, you've just got damn sensitive ears!

[quixotical]

...Romano? Romano is it really you?

[rompicoglioni.livejournal.com]

Of course it's me! Why do you look so damn surprised? Also how did you let them kidnap you too, you dumb bastard?

[quixotical]

( He doesn't seem to really care what you're saying, Romano. ) R-Romano! It really is you! Where are you, huh? Let Boss come say hello!

[oftpartitioned]

oh whos this asshole

[rompicoglioni.livejournal.com]

That's my question for you!!!

[oftpartitioned]

you know who i am!!!

[reanimated]

Breaking knees, eh? Ohhh I like the sound of you already. C'mon then, are you going to be a proper vandal or what?

[rompicoglioni.livejournal.com]

Of course not! [offended] Breaking the knees of my kidnappers is only punishment for their own wrongdoings! I don't support criminal activity at all otherwise!!!

[He he he, there's a chip on his shoulder about four miles wide on this topic.]

[reanimated]

Annnnnnnnnnd welcome to New Moore, I'm sure you'll find you fit in perfectly well with the boring masses, carry on then.