DID I FORGET SOMEONE???? NOPE. NO POSSIBLE WAY I FORGOT ANYONE.

[ihateyouetc]

I DON'T BELIEVE I EVEN HAVE TO MAKE THIS MEMO.
I FEEL LIKE THAT WITH A LOT OF MEMOS
BUT THIS ONE REALLY SEEMS LIKE IT SHOULD BE "COMMON SENSE."
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?
OK, GIVEN ALL THAT'S HAPPENED AND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO JUST FUCKING DISAPPEARED
IT'S LIKE PULLING DENTITION GETTING YOU RANCID ASSHOLES TO UNDERSTAND
I THOUGHT IT OVER IN-DEPTH
I MADE MYSELF A WHOLE LIST OF PROS AND CONS.
THE LIST HAD MORE PROS THAN CONS
IN FACT, IT HAD ZERO FUCKING CONS.
THAT'S SO FUCKING FEW CONS THAT IT'S ALMOST CRIMINAL THAT NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION.
I COULDN'T ASK MYSELF HOW I FELT ABOUT IT SINCE I CAN'T CONTACT MYSELF HERE
SO I DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET TO DISCUSS IT WITH ANYONE BUT I FEEL LIKE FUTURE OR PAST ME WOULD AGREE WITH ME HERE:
HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT FOR YOU FUCK-UPS TO LET ME KNOW YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
SERIOUSLY
TAVROS, WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE YOU???
I'VE BEEN SENDING MESSAGES FOR DAYS.
ARE YOUR LEGS BROKEN AGAIN??????
DID YOU DIE AGAIN???????
I'M NOT GOING TO STOP TEXTING YOU
JUST SMASH A LOT OF GIBBERISH OR SOMETHING AND I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO.
NO, YOU DIDN'T IN FACT DIE.
BUT DO IT TWICE JUST SO I CAN BE SURE THAT YOU DIDN'T JUST FALL ON THE GROUND REALLY HARD AND YOUR PHONE SENT A STRING OF GIBBERISH.
I DON'T THINK A PHONE COULD SEND TWO STRINGS OF GIBBERISH IF YOU FELL OFF A CLIFF???
I'M NOT SURE, SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SEND ME THREE FOR GOOD MEASURE.
ANYWAY, I'M GETTING OFF TRACK.
SOLLUX, FUCK YOU.
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M FUCKING ASKING YOU FOR FAVORS OR ANYTHING.
I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO LET ME KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FAKE ME THE FUCK OUT AGAIN
EXPLODING LIKE A PACKET OF HUMAN MUSTARD ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SUCH A JOUNCING JACKASS ABOUT IT
FEFERI, JUST SEND ME AN ASCII FISH OR SOMETHING FROM TIME TO TIME, OK???
KANAYA, DAMMIT
I'M GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING FIT
JUST TEXT ME SOMETHING THAT ISN'T ABOUT FROGS
EVERY FUCKING TIME WE STILL TALK ABOUT FROGS
I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHY WE'RE STILL HAVING THESE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT FROGS
I'M SO FUCKING DONE.
JOHN, SURPRISINGLY, YOU TAKE THE LEAD AT NOT COMPLETELY FUCKING FAILING AT LETTING ME KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE!
CONSIDERING YOUR INCLINATION TOWARD GETTING YOURSELF MURDERED GRUESOMELY, THIS IS A HUGE FUCKING FEAT.
GO ASK FOR A GOLD STAR!
WHEN ASKED WHY YOU DESERVE IT, REPLY "I WAS ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETE THE ACT OF INHALING OXYGEN AND EXHALING WITHOUT CHOKING ON THE STUPID WORDS I SAY."
JADE, YOU ARE A FUCKING HUMAN SPACE DOG.
HOW HARD IS IT????????????????
STRIDER AND FEATHERY ASSHOLE STRIDER, YOU'RE NOT EXEMPT FROM THIS.
I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING. LET ME KNOW ONCE IN A WHILE, OK??????????????
LALONDE, DON'T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW.
MAYBE IN A COUPLE WEEKS OR SOMETHING
BUT UNTIL THEN I'LL TRUST YOU'RE PERFECTLY FINE.
OH YEAH, AND SOUJI, YOU TOO.
ALL OF YOU FUCKERS.
IS THIS REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK?????????

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[ihateyouetc]

WELL SHIT
HERE COMES THE "HUMAN SARCASM" AGAIN!
NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO???
OH I KNOW
SUBJECT MYSELF TO ENDLESS HUMAN THOUGHT ANALYZING.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FANFUCKINGTASTIC IDEA.

[roseate]

It's pretty amusing how you think that's all I do.
Every single conversation I have ever had has only been a means to an end on the path to "human thought analysis."
Really, the question it begs the loudest is whether it is really "human thought analysis" if the subject in question is a troll.

I HONESTLY DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S SAYING ANYMORE.

[ihateyouetc]

EXACTLY.
YOU CAN'T EVALUATE ME BY YOUR "HUMAN THOUGHT ANALYSIS STANDARDS"
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN EVALUATE ME BY "TROLL THOUGHT ANALYSIS STANDARDS"
BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE
YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING TROLL
SO ANY THOUGHTS YOU HAVE ABOUT ME ARE FUCKING FALSE
SINCE YOU'RE A HUMAN
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST FORGET IT.
WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT REGARDING ME, I MEAN.

the things he brings upon himself

[roseate]

The only think I ever tend to think in regards to you is that you seem awfully preoccupied with what I think of you.

[ihateyouetc]

THEN STOP THINKING IT
BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME
AS LONG AS IT ISN'T COMPLETELY FUCKING MADE-UP
BASED ON SOME RIDICULOUS ANALYSIS THAT ISN'T EVEN ACCURATE.