DID I FORGET SOMEONE???? NOPE. NO POSSIBLE WAY I FORGOT ANYONE.

[ihateyouetc]

I DON'T BELIEVE I EVEN HAVE TO MAKE THIS MEMO.
I FEEL LIKE THAT WITH A LOT OF MEMOS
BUT THIS ONE REALLY SEEMS LIKE IT SHOULD BE "COMMON SENSE."
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?
OK, GIVEN ALL THAT'S HAPPENED AND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO JUST FUCKING DISAPPEARED
IT'S LIKE PULLING DENTITION GETTING YOU RANCID ASSHOLES TO UNDERSTAND
I THOUGHT IT OVER IN-DEPTH
I MADE MYSELF A WHOLE LIST OF PROS AND CONS.
THE LIST HAD MORE PROS THAN CONS
IN FACT, IT HAD ZERO FUCKING CONS.
THAT'S SO FUCKING FEW CONS THAT IT'S ALMOST CRIMINAL THAT NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION.
I COULDN'T ASK MYSELF HOW I FELT ABOUT IT SINCE I CAN'T CONTACT MYSELF HERE
SO I DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET TO DISCUSS IT WITH ANYONE BUT I FEEL LIKE FUTURE OR PAST ME WOULD AGREE WITH ME HERE:
HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT FOR YOU FUCK-UPS TO LET ME KNOW YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
SERIOUSLY
TAVROS, WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE YOU???
I'VE BEEN SENDING MESSAGES FOR DAYS.
ARE YOUR LEGS BROKEN AGAIN??????
DID YOU DIE AGAIN???????
I'M NOT GOING TO STOP TEXTING YOU
JUST SMASH A LOT OF GIBBERISH OR SOMETHING AND I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO.
NO, YOU DIDN'T IN FACT DIE.
BUT DO IT TWICE JUST SO I CAN BE SURE THAT YOU DIDN'T JUST FALL ON THE GROUND REALLY HARD AND YOUR PHONE SENT A STRING OF GIBBERISH.
I DON'T THINK A PHONE COULD SEND TWO STRINGS OF GIBBERISH IF YOU FELL OFF A CLIFF???
I'M NOT SURE, SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SEND ME THREE FOR GOOD MEASURE.
ANYWAY, I'M GETTING OFF TRACK.
SOLLUX, FUCK YOU.
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M FUCKING ASKING YOU FOR FAVORS OR ANYTHING.
I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO LET ME KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FAKE ME THE FUCK OUT AGAIN
EXPLODING LIKE A PACKET OF HUMAN MUSTARD ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SUCH A JOUNCING JACKASS ABOUT IT
FEFERI, JUST SEND ME AN ASCII FISH OR SOMETHING FROM TIME TO TIME, OK???
KANAYA, DAMMIT
I'M GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING FIT
JUST TEXT ME SOMETHING THAT ISN'T ABOUT FROGS
EVERY FUCKING TIME WE STILL TALK ABOUT FROGS
I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHY WE'RE STILL HAVING THESE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT FROGS
I'M SO FUCKING DONE.
JOHN, SURPRISINGLY, YOU TAKE THE LEAD AT NOT COMPLETELY FUCKING FAILING AT LETTING ME KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE!
CONSIDERING YOUR INCLINATION TOWARD GETTING YOURSELF MURDERED GRUESOMELY, THIS IS A HUGE FUCKING FEAT.
GO ASK FOR A GOLD STAR!
WHEN ASKED WHY YOU DESERVE IT, REPLY "I WAS ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETE THE ACT OF INHALING OXYGEN AND EXHALING WITHOUT CHOKING ON THE STUPID WORDS I SAY."
JADE, YOU ARE A FUCKING HUMAN SPACE DOG.
HOW HARD IS IT????????????????
STRIDER AND FEATHERY ASSHOLE STRIDER, YOU'RE NOT EXEMPT FROM THIS.
I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING. LET ME KNOW ONCE IN A WHILE, OK??????????????
LALONDE, DON'T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW.
MAYBE IN A COUPLE WEEKS OR SOMETHING
BUT UNTIL THEN I'LL TRUST YOU'RE PERFECTLY FINE.
OH YEAH, AND SOUJI, YOU TOO.
ALL OF YOU FUCKERS.
IS THIS REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK?????????

Comments

[ihateyouetc]

OK, JUST SAYING
I LOOKED THIS OVER ONCE AGAIN
AND I FEEL LIKE IT IS PERFECTLY FUCKING REASONABLE.

[ihateyouetc]

HAHA, WOW! NOTHING UNREASONABLE HERE.
THIS IS LIKE THE BIGGEST FUCKING LIST OF REASONABLE DEMANDS I'VE EVER READ.
WHY, IF I WERE TO RANK IT ON A SCALE OF "UNREASONABLE" TO "REASONABLE"
I WOULD LIST IT ASTOUNDINGLY ACCEPTABLE!
HOW HARD IS IT TO COMMUNICATE WITH A COUPLE WORDS?????????

[ihateyouetc]

I MEAN, I'M EVEN ASKING TAVROS TO FLOP ALL OVER AND POSSIBLY IN SPASMODIC CONVULSIONS TO TYPE GIBBERISH IF HE CAN. HOW HARD IS THAT?????
NOT FUCKING HARD, THAT'S HOW HARD IT IS.
HE WAS TYPING WORDS AT ME WHEN HIS SPINE WAS BROKEN.

[ihateyouetc]

LOOK
I'M JUST SAYING
IT WOULDN'T HURT ANY TO LET ME KNOW, OK??????????

[ihateyouetc]

DAMMIT, I JUST TYPED THAT I WAS JUST SAYING SOMETHING ELSE.
BUT I GUESS IT'S TRUE ANYWAY
EVEN IF I'M NOT ACTUALLY SAYING ANYTHING
I'M TYPING IT
BUT WHATEVER.
FUCK YOU IF YOU THOUGHT OF THAT AND WANTED TO INSTIGATE AN ARGUMENT OVER SEMANTICS.

[ihateyouetc]

AND IF ANYBODY JUST DECIDES TO IGNORE ME BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS
FUCK YOU
I'LL FUCKING FIND YOU

[ihateyouetc]

AND AFTER THAT I DON'T KNOW
I GUESS I'LL STERNLY TALK TO YOU???
I MEAN, I CAN'T REALLY THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE SINCE THE WHOLE POINT IS YOU GUYS BEING ALIVE.

[ihateyouetc]

BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I WON'T BE REALLY FUCKING PISSED
SO IT WOULD BE LESS OF A STERN TALKING AND MORE LIKE
I DON'T KNOW
I GUESS IT WOULD JUST BE STERN TALKING??????
FUCK
LOOK THE POINT IS FUCKING TELL ME YOU'RE ALIVE.
I'M GOING TO STOP BEFORE THIS DEGENERATES INTO ME TALKING TO MYSELF AGAIN.

[retroversion]

wow

[ihateyouetc]

OK THAT WORKS
I CAN WORK WITH THAT
THAT IS A "WOW" THAT WAS CONSCIOUSLY TYPED WITH YOUR PRONGS
TALONS???
ANYWAY THERE IT IS
OUT THERE
CONFIRMATION.
A CONFIRMATION THAT YOU ARE, IN FACT, STILL WITH US.
YOU HAVE NOT FUCKED OFF "LIKE A PIECE OF GARBAGE"
INTO THE MISERABLY PATHETIC EARTH SUN.
A CONFIRMATION THAT YOU HAVE NOT VANISHED
TAKING ALL YOUR SHITTY "BIRD SEED" WITH YOU
OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU DO
I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
A CONFIRMATION THAT NOBODY ELSE HAS FUCKING GIVEN YET.
SO YES, GOOD JOB.
EXCELLENT, EVEN!
FUCKING THANK YOU.

[ihateyouetc]

EVERYONE ELSE FOLLOW STRIDER'S STELLAR EXAMPLE.
THE ORANGE STRIDER IS NOW IN THE LEAD FOR "MOST COMPLIANT HUMAN"

[roseate]

Wow.

[ihateyouetc]

DAMMIT, I SAID DON'T TALK TO ME.
YOU'RE EXEMPT.
NOW GO AWAY.

[perseverant]

What?

[ihateyouetc]

OK, THAT'S GOOD. THAT WORKS TOO.
EVEN IF I DON'T GET WHAT'S SO FUCKING HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THIS.

[notjohnsmith]

... Aren't these all people who you would see in school?

[ihateyouetc]

WELL YEAH
BUT WHAT ABOUT AFTER THE SHITTY HUMAN EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTE HOURS ARE OVER???

[fuckincakewake]

yah pretty sure i dunno who the fuck u are but
ill conttinue not takling to u

[ihateyouetc]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.

[squidissension]

thanks a lot
good to knoww if i fuckin disappeared you wwouldnt givve a fuck

[ihateyouetc]

OH FUCK
DUDE NO
OK
I JUST FIGURED FEFERI WOULD TELL ME, OK???
I MEAN, SHE WOULDN'T WITHHOLD INFORMATION LIKE THAT FROM ME
AND IF YOU DISAPPEARED SHE'D BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.

[coloredstrings]

wow 8|

[ihateyouetc]

ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

[bowsbeforehoes]

...impressive capslock.

[ihateyouetc]

OH HA HA!
FUCKING CLEVER.
ONLY I DON'T USE CAPSLOCK.

[riseup]

i'm winning!

[ihateyouetc]

OK, YOU OFFICIALLY ARE NO LONGER WINNING.
STRIDER, SOUJI, AND JADE ARE WINNING.
LALONDE WOULD BE INCLUDED IN THIS LIST BUT SHE'S EXEMPT FROM THE RACE
SO IF YOU WANT TO WIN YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED THREE FOR SUPREMACY.

[flightybro]

That was unnecessarily long-winded.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, I CAN GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE
SEEING AS I'M SO FUCKING MAGNANIMOUS AND COMPASSIONATE TOWARD THE SPECIES OF BRAINDEAD MORONS
WHOSE UNIVERSE WE WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR CREATING IN OUR SESSION, IN CASE ANYONE FORGOT,
SO I'LL GIVE DOUCHE # 2 IN THE RIDICULOUS ORANGE FONT SOME CREDIT.
HE ISN'T EVEN NAMED IN THIS MEMO AND YET HE *STILL* BOTHERED TO SAY SOMETHING.
SOLLUX, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM???????
STOP IGNORING ME.
I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS.
I FUCKING KNOW IT.
YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO.
ANYWAY, THAT SAID

[splashes]

Karkat...

sorry

[splashes]

You seem a little TIR-ED OUT from all t)(is conc)(stant s)(outing at everybody!
So w)(y don't you come on down to t)(e ballpit and )(ave a nap??
It's really great!

[clockrocket]

wumbo

[clockrocket]

i just wanted to use a word that started with "w"