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[thneed]

Sooo-- [ nervous laughing ] Just, you know, checking here...

Nobody actually buys that whole 'fictional' thing, right? And the doctors are just completely out of their minds? Or amazingly good actors and this is a very impressive prank, which good job by the way because that almost had me, and everyone can stop now?

Right?

Comments

[maiditoutalive]

Don't be a jerk just because you don't understand what's going on and don't know how to stop freaking out about everything.

[thneed]

I'm not being a jerk. You're giving me ridiculous answers!

[maiditoutalive]

You do know where you are and under what premises, right? How could you expect non-ridiculous answers?

[thneed]

I guess you have a point.

[maiditoutalive]

I am glad we could reach that consensus.

[thneed]

Actual proof would help though. This stuff is a little hard to believe.

OH LOOK AT MY COMPUTER STALLING AND SCREWING UP

[maiditoutalive]

I can show you the site of monster attacks if you want. Proving that you're not fictional is going to be a lot harder. But I think we may be on our way to identifying some of the kidnappers, if we could just make them confess.

OH DEAR

[thneed]

Is the site hard to find? I'd probably want to check it out by myself. And that's good news.

[maiditoutalive]

Just follow the smell and the sight of explosions and chaos and you'll make it there just fine.

[thneed]

That sounds like the complete opposite of what people should be telling me to follow. Is that even safe?

[maiditoutalive]

It should be! They aren't here anymore, after all, so there isn't any risk. Unless maybe you are especially clumsy and prone to accidents.

[thneed]

I am not prone to accidents so I shall be following chaos, I guess. Are you sure I can take your word that they're all gone?

[maiditoutalive]

I would never intentionally lead you astray.

[THIS IS A BLATANT LIE but in this case he is not a pawn who needs to be manipulated to insure that certain events take place so it's accurate for this instance.]

[thneed]

Okay. Taking your word there until proven horribly wrong if and/or when I get maimed on the way there and will consider you a nice trustworthy person.

[ ahaha oh aradia... ]

[maiditoutalive]

If you get attacked and horribly maimed I promise to hand deliver a "Sorry for leading you to your near death" card.