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[thneed]

Sooo-- [ nervous laughing ] Just, you know, checking here...

Nobody actually buys that whole 'fictional' thing, right? And the doctors are just completely out of their minds? Or amazingly good actors and this is a very impressive prank, which good job by the way because that almost had me, and everyone can stop now?

Right?

Comments

[notvictorious]

Are you a super hero?

[thneed]

You know I am very tempted to say yes but sadly I am not.

[notvictorious]

Just thought I'd check. I'm not either. I am a cyborg though, just putting that out there.

[thneed]

For real? You're a robot? How do you work?

[notvictorious]

Not a robot, I'm a cyborg. Metal interface but I've got human dna.

[thneed]

So a human with a computer for a brain?

[notvictorious]

Sure. That's pretty close, I guess. I'm kinda learning as I go.

[thneed]

You don't know?

[notvictorious]

I kinda only found out about it a couple years ago..

[thneed]

How did you find something like that out?

[notvictorious]

My super villain dad showed up, killed my mom, and tried to brainwash me into killing my friends? I guess the whole cyborg thing kinda slipped out around then.

[notvictorious]

Holy crap, sorry that was kinda an overshare, huh? Welcome to the island! I swear most people aren't as big of freaks as me.

[thneed]

[ .......... oh my god ]

Thank you for the welcome.