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[ofone]

Okay, I'll be honest, being told I'm not real? Not the weirdest thing I've had to deal with. But it ranks pretty high up there. No one actually believes this, right?

Anyway, I was told that people I know might be here? So, uh, if you can hear me, sound off?

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[coinmover]

Think what you will of me, but both of us clearly have higher priorities, Miss...?

[ofone]

None of your business.

[coinmover]

As you like.

Erik Lensherr.

[ofone]

[ She sputters, and Erik can probably hear her choke out a very vile set of curse words before she promptly hangs up the phone. ]

[notvictorious]

YEAH. WE REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS KIND OF THING.

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[ofone]

Why didn't you tell me freaking MAGNETO WAS HERE!?

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[notvictorious]

BECAUSE I TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT LITERALLY EVER DAY.

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[ofone]

I'm dead. I am so dead. I am so freaking dead.

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[notvictorious]

You're not. It's fine. It's fine, we dealt with Kingpin, we don't need to worry about Magneto. Just maybe never talk to him again, no loss there.

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[ofone]

Yeah. You're right. I'm not that important in the long run of things, right? He's got bigger fish to fry. Or magnetize. Or whatever.

[coinmover]

[Looks at the phone for a long, silent moment.]