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So we actually have to take care of baby dolls? I thought that was something that only happened on those awkward 90s high school sitcoms.

Anyway, is anyone named Danny on this network? Because I think you're my partner.

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You've got me curious. Just which sitcoms would those be?

You've probably never head of them.

But hey, I have a roommate who's trying to brush up on his Relatively Normal Teen-isms by watching a lot of TV. Maybe I should make up a list of required viewing material for you guys.

Required viewing material from someone familiar is always appreciated.

It will sooth the child.

Same, I didn't think they'd really do this to people.

Which class is this assignment even for?

At least it's not an egg?

I don't think it's proper in any realm to sit on our child.

What? We wouldn't sit on it even if it was an egg!

An omelet, perhaps?

If we did have a hypothetical egg child, I wouldn't make it into an omelet. Especially because we'd probably fail?

...please don't try to cook anything with the baby we have now.

I don't have the intention to.

This is obviously a child.

That would obviously be an egg.

One, as Volstagg would say, would require a certain finesse with a spatula; the other requires skill with a safety pin. They're completely different.

Can you guess which?

I think they have like, Pampers and stuff and you don't need safety pins. For a real baby.

I'll be clearer in my use of words next time.

Sure. Do you wanna take Thoro while I go get pizza, though? Because I got hungry talking about eggs.

I want pizza...

I'm bringing it back to share, dude, no worries.

Really?

Yeah! We're working together, man. I'm not gonna let you starve.

Then I will insure the health of our child while you're gone.

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Thanks! Remember to support the neck and stuff.

I really thought this would be easier.

It won't stop crying! What does it even want? It's a toy!!

Maybe it wants a toy for itself? Gotta admit though, I gave mine a rattler and it didn't seem to care. For the "most advanced" in fake baby technology, this thing is a piece of shit.

Hey, I'm Danny.

What class is this a part of? I'm pretty sure I'm not taking anything related to raising babies.

I don't know, but I'm not really surprised. Weird things just kind of happen on this island. In fact, weird might as well be the new normal.

Oh, uh. I'm Billy, by the way.

Whatever, it's still better than more english lit and I can deal with it in between rounds of Forza

Someone actually expects you to take care of a baby.

Have you named yours?

Not yet. Is that a part of our grade?

Isn't it something that a good parent would do?

i think we might all be victims of a mass trolling but i am not quite sure yet

You know, I think you might be right. That would explain a lot.

it would wouldnt it?
i cant really think of a more logical explanation
other than somebody genuinely believes in what they are doing and has gone completely insane
which is also entirely possible and probably a slightly more charitable thing to believe

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