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So we actually have to take care of baby dolls? I thought that was something that only happened on those awkward 90s high school sitcoms.

Anyway, is anyone named Danny on this network? Because I think you're my partner.

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At least it's not an egg?

I don't think it's proper in any realm to sit on our child.

What? We wouldn't sit on it even if it was an egg!

An omelet, perhaps?

If we did have a hypothetical egg child, I wouldn't make it into an omelet. Especially because we'd probably fail?

...please don't try to cook anything with the baby we have now.

I don't have the intention to.

This is obviously a child.

That would obviously be an egg.

One, as Volstagg would say, would require a certain finesse with a spatula; the other requires skill with a safety pin. They're completely different.

Can you guess which?

I think they have like, Pampers and stuff and you don't need safety pins. For a real baby.

I'll be clearer in my use of words next time.

Sure. Do you wanna take Thoro while I go get pizza, though? Because I got hungry talking about eggs.

I want pizza...

I'm bringing it back to share, dude, no worries.

Really?

Yeah! We're working together, man. I'm not gonna let you starve.

Then I will insure the health of our child while you're gone.

Edited 2012-10-20 03:55 (UTC)

Thanks! Remember to support the neck and stuff.

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