PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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[ihateyouetc]

SHE'S WHAT?
SOMEONE WHO CARES MORE ABOUT BOOKS THAN PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT MOVIES CELEBRITIES ARE IN?

[squidissension]

mallus the insurmountable isnt your basic fuckin teen idol car
she has no appreciate for superior cultures

OH SHIT ITS CUTE USE IT EVERYDAY

[squidissension]

i dunno
kinda sounds like somethin id do
maybe

[ihateyouetc]

OK, POINT TAKEN, BUT IF YOU HAD ANYTHING IN A WRITTEN FORMAT THAT WASN'T WRITTEN BY YOU SHE'D READ IT.
WHY SHOULD SHE WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU GOING ON AND ON ABOUT THAT SHIT NON-STOP?
YOU'RE NOT EVEN FRIENDS.

THIS ONE IS STILL MY FAVORITE THOUGH.

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH, ACTUALLY, IT DOES.
IN FACT, YOU'LL PROBABLY DO IT THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE ELSE DISAPPEARS.
ALLOW ME TO EXTEND A PREEMPTIVE "FUCK YOU" FOR THAT.

they look so fussy i want to smush their faces together yusss

[squidissension]

oh fuck off
i didnt say shit about wwhen jay left

WELL THIS IS A HORRIBLE WAY TO FIND THAT OUT.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT?

OH GOD THIS WASNT HOW HE MEANT FOR IT TO GO

[squidissension]

yeah the sack a hotair they call a leader told me the other day
fuck if i wwas goin to deal wwith that bullshit
ivve givven up checking at the enforcement hub since fefs flat out gone vvris too
so im not the givven authority on wwho is or isnt around
but yeah wwindy one mentioned it fuckin obliquely wwhen i asked for her to check out the wweapon she and i had been wworkin on
or rather id been wworkin on and shed been bein ungrateful but wwhat else is neww wwith that species right

[squidissension]

right
wwere partners

[riseup]

exactly!
even though she is totally my daughter.

[riseup]

casey is a living and breathing creature.
stupid baby dolls aren't.

[thneed]

I'm sure you make a fine salamander parent.

[roseate]

It's Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer.

[roseate]

You're not naming it.

well this is the weirdest conversation I've ever seen.

[roseate]

I like movies.

[squidissension]

the fuck i dont
you havvent done shit for this sack a skin
you dont get to start calling the shots noww

[riseup]

whatever, same difference.
she is going to be a ghostbuster for halloween either way.

[roseate]

It doesn't have skin.
It's made of plastic.

[squidissension]

lucky guess

[roseate]

I like Ravamorel.
I'm putting it on the worksheet.

[squidissension]

wwhat the hells a ravvamorel

[roseate]

A tiny grey jumpsuit.
How dashing.

IT'S OK. IT'S GOOD. IT'S FINE.

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE, ARE YOU EXPECTING ME TO AGREE WITH YOU HERE? BECAUSE I'M NOT.
JOHN DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOU AND HE LET YOU KNOW SHE WAS GONE WITHOUT BEING A DOUCHE ABOUT IT.
DON'T EVEN TRY TO SAY OTHERWISE. I JUST LOOKED AT THAT MEMO.
AND DON'T START SAYING SHIT ABOUT JADE BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T COTTON TO YOUR CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE OR CRADLE IT WHILE ROCKING IT BACK AND FORTH SLOWLY LIKE YOU'RE APPARENTLY SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HUMAN WIGGLERS.

TO BE FAIR I JUST LIKE HIM NEVER KNOWING ANYTHING.

[ihateyouetc]

FORGET IT. I'M NOT DOING THIS.
HOW THE HELL DO I KEEP MISSING THIS STUFF?
IT'S LIKE GAMZEE KEEPS THROWING HUMAN SHEETS OVER ME WITH HOLES CUT OUT OVER THE EYES SO I ONLY SEE WHAT'S DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME.
LIKE CIRCUS BLINDERS OR CIRCUS VISION OR SOMETHING?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW. THE POINT IS I SOMEHOW COMPLETELY MISSED THIS BECAUSE, SURPRISE!
IT'S BEEN SOME HORRIBLE RUNNING JOKE SINCE THE FUCKING BEGINNING THAT I ONLY EVER FIGURE IT OUT AFTER YOU TELL ME.
OR I GUESS AFTER STRIDER TELLS ME SINCE HE'S THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TEREZI WAS GONE.
SHIT.

[roseate]

I think its appropriately wizardly.