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[perseverant]

I need everyone who's able and willing. We have another kidnapping.

Teddie, are you ready? We need your nose. Everyone who knows Doctor Banner, please give me all the information that you can.

I promise we'll find him.

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[perseverant]

More than that, everyone should understand what they're walking into. Otherwise we won't get anywhere.

[coinmover]

I'll do my best.

[perseverant]

There's no best in this case.

[coinmover]

If the people I send you don't know what they're doing, you're more than welcome to send them back.

SORRY ERIK. HE REALLY DISLIKES YOU.

[ihateyouetc]

BECAUSE *THAT* WOULDN'T BE EXTRA WORK!
MAKE IT SO YOU DON'T FUCK UP TO BEGIN WITH.
IF YOU FUCK UP, HE'S THE ONE WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH IT.

[coinmover]

Yes, thank you. That never would have occurred to me on my own.

[ihateyouetc]

OHHHH DAMN, TOO BAD I CAN'T DETECT HUMAN SARCASM!
THIS SHIT IS JUST TOP-NOTCH. I'M GOING TO TAKE EVERYTHING YOU SAID AT FACE VALUE.
OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT OF IT ON YOUR OWN. I MEAN
THERE'S OBVIOUSLY NO REASON WHY YOU'RE JUST NOW SHOWING INTEREST IN ONE OF THESE EXPEDITIONS!
YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE "CONTROL FREAK" EITHER.
I MEAN, SEEING AS YOU
OH
I DON'T KNOW
ARE GOING TO START YOUR OWN "LET'S COLLECT A GROUP OF RESCUERS" INITIATIVE INSTEAD OF JUST CALLING THEIR ATTENTION TO SOUJI IN THE FIRST PLACE.

[ihateyouetc]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DEAL IS BUT I DOUBT I'D GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER EVEN IF I ASKED YOU.

Teeeeeext message

[badnewsboy]

You're right, you know. Even if no one is listening to you.

EXTREMELY POLITE TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
AND HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER.

Regular text message

[badnewsboy]

It's not hard if you know where to look. But I wanted to tell you that your suspicions are not unwarranted, despite lack of evidence.

1/5 SLIGHTLY-LESS-HOSTILE BUT OFF-TOPIC TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

GOD DAMMIT.
THIS IS SOMETHING STRIDER DID ISN'T IT.
IT'S HIS FAULT. HE PUT MY NUMBER SOMEWHERE.

LESS-HOSTILE BUT WAY OFF-TOPIC TEXT MESSAGE #2

[ihateyouetc]

DID THE HANDWRITING LOOK KIND OF SHARP???
LIKE DID THE "D" LOOK LIKE...I DUNNO. |> ???
NO, THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ANYTHING.

LESS-HOSTILE BUT WAY OFF-TOPIC TEXT MESSAGE #3

[ihateyouetc]

WHY WOULD THERE EVEN BE A "D" IN A PHONE NUMBER?
OK, WERE THERE ANY LETTERS? IF SO, DID THEY LOOK LIKE |_\/\[_][\/\/\

Answering off topic text message

[badnewsboy]

It had more of a number-shape to it.

CAREENING OFF-TOPIC ONCE AGAIN TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, SO WAS IT LIKE...
MY NUMBER DOESN'T HAVE A FOUR IN IT BUT
JUDGING BY HOW IT WAS WRITTEN
DO YOU THINK HE'D PROBABLY WRITE A FOUR WITH A CLOSED TOP OR AN OPEN TOP???

No idea what you're taking about but gonna go with it text message

[badnewsboy]

I believe it's more of an open top hypothetical four.

LESS-HOSTILE BUT WAY OFF-TOPIC TEXT MESSAGE #4

[ihateyouetc]

AUGH, THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING EITHER.
NO FORGET IT.
I CAN'T CONVEY ANYTHING MEANINGFUL IN THIS MEDIUM.

Text message

[badnewsboy]

It does have its draw backs.

BACK ON TOPIC TEXT MESSAGE #5

[ihateyouetc]

ANYWAY, IT'S REALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS.
HOW DOES ANYONE NOT NOTICE THIS GUY IS UP TO SOMETHING.

Text message

[badnewsboy]

That part is simple. There is no evidence. An accusation is merely that. It works in his favor.

WHERE HAS HE HEARD THIS EVIDENCE REASONING BEFORE?? WEIRD... TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

THERE IS NO WAY I'M THE ONLY ONE WILLING
TO ACCUSE THAT GUY DESPITE THE LACK OF EVIDENCE.
THE REASON THERE IS NO EVIDENCE IS PROBABLY BECAUSE HE REMOVES IT.

[coinmover]

Believe it or not, I'm trying to help.

[ihateyouetc]

WHO. HIM OR YOU?

[coinmover]

Everyone.