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[kantstoppfantstopp]

You know what? I don’t care what they say. I know for a fact I’m a real person. I have to be; how can someone as fucking awesome as me not be? It defies all logical explanation. I bet all the scientists would be just as outraged. Even the Chancellor would be.
Because I’m real. I always was.
I’m Prussia.
I’m the reason Germany even exists today.
Hell, I have apothecaries and shopping malls named after me.
That’s how great I am.
I’m calling this entire island out on its shit because this is all complete Scheiß.

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[kantstoppfantstopp]

Well duh. Anyone would have to be stupid to believe it!

[amberwaves]

I mean there are like, superheroes and those weird holmes dudes who aren't Robert Downey Junior or those other guys, but it turns out they were real all along in different universes or something, weird huh? [hopefully you can make some sense of that maybe.]

anyways, welcome to New Moore. England, Ukraine, and Poland are here too.





















[super pause.]

oh yeah, and Canada

[kantstoppfantstopp]

A Sherlock who isn't RDJ? So it's gotta be Hans Albers or Hugo Flink who's here.

_{[Give him a moment and ignore that he's just mentioned German and Austrian actors who played Sherlock like, a billion years ago, and that it really doesn't make sense in this context.]}

Wait.


What.

Holy shit.





How long have you even been here? _{[He swears it wasn't that long ago since he heard about/from any of you guys...]}

[amberwaves]

whatever, I never heard of those dudes either, but...... uh, I got here in July. it was like a week after my birthday! Canada hasn't been here too long, and the other guys have been here longer than me.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

_{[Now he has to try to think of when he last saw.... anyone other than his brother.]}

I don't remember anyone saying anything about you disappearing.