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[kantstoppfantstopp]

You know what? I don’t care what they say. I know for a fact I’m a real person. I have to be; how can someone as fucking awesome as me not be? It defies all logical explanation. I bet all the scientists would be just as outraged. Even the Chancellor would be.
Because I’m real. I always was.
I’m Prussia.
I’m the reason Germany even exists today.
Hell, I have apothecaries and shopping malls named after me.
That’s how great I am.
I’m calling this entire island out on its shit because this is all complete Scheiß.

Comments

[callbacks]

yeah lifes tough all around dude
for example
im a sword

[doublestripe]

Never heard of you.

[alwaysimpure]

See, I figured the fictional thing made sense because I'm that brilliant. How can it be real?

[amberwaves]

whatever dude, nobody believes the fictional stuff anyways so don't get your panties in a bunch or anything

[rule_britannia]

Must you always be so damnably loud about everything?

[He's still a fairy. He's not happy about it.]

[oftpartitioned]

tl;dr