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[kantstoppfantstopp]

You know what? I don’t care what they say. I know for a fact I’m a real person. I have to be; how can someone as fucking awesome as me not be? It defies all logical explanation. I bet all the scientists would be just as outraged. Even the Chancellor would be.
Because I’m real. I always was.
I’m Prussia.
I’m the reason Germany even exists today.
Hell, I have apothecaries and shopping malls named after me.
That’s how great I am.
I’m calling this entire island out on its shit because this is all complete Scheiß.

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[kantstoppfantstopp]

It's a shame I don't have any of my things with me. I'd let you see what a real sword is like.
When you're not a sword. Oh well.

What else did you think I meant? People don't normally go around claiming to be countries, and if they did, they'd never be awesome enough to be able to be Prussia like me.
But yeah.
Did you know I pretty much taught America everything he knows that's worth knowing?
Yeah, France helped fund the revolution and all, but I taught him how to fight.