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[kantstoppfantstopp]

You know what? I don’t care what they say. I know for a fact I’m a real person. I have to be; how can someone as fucking awesome as me not be? It defies all logical explanation. I bet all the scientists would be just as outraged. Even the Chancellor would be.
Because I’m real. I always was.
I’m Prussia.
I’m the reason Germany even exists today.
Hell, I have apothecaries and shopping malls named after me.
That’s how great I am.
I’m calling this entire island out on its shit because this is all complete Scheiß.

Comments

[kantstoppfantstopp]

How could you have not heard of me? Have you ever been to school?

[doublestripe]

Yeah, I go to school. You must not be all that important.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Or your school sucked. Must be that one.

[doublestripe]

Your school sucked.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Your face sucks.

_{[Mature response, right there.]}

[doublestripe]

Your face sucks.

[ super mature mimicking. ]

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Your entire existence sucks.

[doublestripe]

Your entire existence sucks.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

_{[He hasn't even caught on that she's copying him.]}

No way! Mine is the best!

[doublestripe]

No way! Mine is the best!

[kantstoppfantstopp]

You wouldn't even be saying that if you knew anything about me.

[doublestripe]

Pfft. ~You wouldn't even be saying that if you knew anything about me.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

_{[Now he's getting it.]}

Stop copying me!

[doublestripe]

Stop copying mee.

Took you long enough.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Did not!

[doublestripe]

Did too. You took so long my feet fell asleep.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Those two things have nothing to do with one another.

[doublestripe]

What's that? You're taking to long to speak.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

I am not. Shut up.

[doublestripe]

Okay okay. I'll stop.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Good. What are you, like three?

[doublestripe]

Nine.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Close enough.

[doublestripe]

How old are you?

[kantstoppfantstopp]

I stopped counting a long time ago.

_{[How he's gotta actually figure this out.]}

I don't know, at least 800. Sounds about right.