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[kantstoppfantstopp]

You know what? I don’t care what they say. I know for a fact I’m a real person. I have to be; how can someone as fucking awesome as me not be? It defies all logical explanation. I bet all the scientists would be just as outraged. Even the Chancellor would be.
Because I’m real. I always was.
I’m Prussia.
I’m the reason Germany even exists today.
Hell, I have apothecaries and shopping malls named after me.
That’s how great I am.
I’m calling this entire island out on its shit because this is all complete Scheiß.

Comments

[kantstoppfantstopp]

_{[--!! He gets it. Oh god, that was a good one. He starts laughing as he sits down.]}

That's a damn shame.

[alwaysimpure]

It worked out pretty well, I hate them too.

[He's smirking now that he outed himself.]

First round's on me.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

For good reason. If it were me, I would've long since renamed myself.

Score. I'll get the one after, then.

_{[Somehow. Details aren't important.]}

[alwaysimpure]

I think this is the beginning of something wonderful.

[Cheers!]

[kantstoppfantstopp]

_[Prost!]

It definitely is.