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[kantstoppfantstopp]

You know what? I don’t care what they say. I know for a fact I’m a real person. I have to be; how can someone as fucking awesome as me not be? It defies all logical explanation. I bet all the scientists would be just as outraged. Even the Chancellor would be.
Because I’m real. I always was.
I’m Prussia.
I’m the reason Germany even exists today.
Hell, I have apothecaries and shopping malls named after me.
That’s how great I am.
I’m calling this entire island out on its shit because this is all complete Scheiß.

Comments

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Re: Because it's cheap. That doesn't actually mean much.

[oftpartitioned]

it means a lot! youre just jealous bc you dont even have a country ppl can visit

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Pfft. Why would I be jealous? I have no reason! Germany is prosperous and I get to do whatever I want.

[oftpartitioned]

no way dude. Everybody knows youre like castrated now. It'd be so sad............ if you werent such a DOUCHE

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Whoever said that is a fucking liar! I'm the same as I was before, five metres and all!

[oftpartitioned]

We're gonna need a microscope to see it!!

[kantstoppfantstopp]

We're not talking about yours!

[oftpartitioned]

Weak comeback dude

tmw i almost tag this with lord english /)_<

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Your face is weak.

You're just looking for an excuse for me to whip it out and it's so obvious.

omg that wouldve been interesting

[oftpartitioned]

gross! No way

more like terrifying XD

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Are you sure? You brought it up first! Too bad for you though I'm not gonna show you!

[oftpartitioned]

no i didnt!!

[kantstoppfantstopp]

You so did!