Alisha Bailey (
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thoughtformed2012-12-07 01:08 pm
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[Some people might be glad to find out that they're no longer fictional. Some might maturely go about the sudden news with dignity and caution. Others might dive into the opportunity to learn about the "real world" as much as they can, quickly coming to terms with their new lives. Surely, a few have taken the most rational routes possible or even found humor in their new whereabouts.
Alisha is in none of those categories.]
Someone needs to tell me wot the fuck is going on right now.
[Does she believe anything the hospital staff told her? No. Not in the least. Actually, she's of the opinion that some storm-empowered jerk is running around, using his power to change everything up, some way, somehow. At any rate, there has to be someone in this God-forsaken place that knows what's truly going on; without any way of knowing where to even begin looking for a person, she turns to mass video.]
At the very least, please tell me someone else out there doesn't believe all that hospital doctor bullshit.
Alisha is in none of those categories.]
Someone needs to tell me wot the fuck is going on right now.
[Does she believe anything the hospital staff told her? No. Not in the least. Actually, she's of the opinion that some storm-empowered jerk is running around, using his power to change everything up, some way, somehow. At any rate, there has to be someone in this God-forsaken place that knows what's truly going on; without any way of knowing where to even begin looking for a person, she turns to mass video.]
At the very least, please tell me someone else out there doesn't believe all that hospital doctor bullshit.
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I don't make up stories. Vampires are legal citizens.
[With that tone of voice, she may as well have simply stated 'the sky is blue' or 'the earth is round.']
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Alright, let's see... there's no way she believes vampires are real. Or monsters and whatever else Anita mentioned. Perhaps... the storm hit more places that she had thought, causing people to obtain monster-like qualities. If they wanted to believe they were vampires or the like, who would anyone be to tell them otherwise if they looked and acted the part?
Yeah, yeah this works.
The features of her visage change from twisted confusion to assured relief; she can deal with storm shitheads... it's pretty much all the ASBO kids have dealt with during the service.]
Well. I hope you guard the bloodbank around the clock.
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I would love it if they stole from the bloodbank instead of turning people into vampire junkies or just straight-up murdering them. Since the new laws went into place, there's a lot less of the "drain them until they die" mentality, but still enough that the cops still need to call on me as the legal Vamp Executioner for the tri-state area with some regularity.
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Okay, so the people who think they're vampires are super psycho. Great.]
This place just keeps getting better and better.
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...Wot the fuck is a lyncanthrope? Because it seriously sounds like some sort of STD.
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A lycanthrope is a shapeshifter. Lycanthropy is caused by an infection, you get it through being bitten or scratched by another lycanthrope. Anything that draws blood. There's werewolves, wererats, wereleopards... those are the most common, but there are other, rarer breeds. Weretigers, weresnakes, werehyenas. Those last ones are really nasty.
Most lycanthropes aren't that way by choice, but a lot of them adopt a pretty dangerous and barbaric lifestyle. I don't like discriminating against shapeshifters, but there are some who need to have a close eye kept on them.
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You're actually really serious about all of this, aren't you?
[For a while there, she had assumed it was just some tall tale or at the very least, some sort of long, drawn-out, and very dry joke.]
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Not even the world's best pathological liar could be as serious as I am right now.
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[Alisha's not sure what else to say, much less what she should say. Heck, she's not even sure what to make of Anita at the moment, her initial impression quickly crumbling.]
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[That information might just keep her slightly unsettled in the meantime; at the very least, it'll be on the back burner as she experiences more of New Moore, the good, the bad, and the ugly.]
If I run into any mentals with fur and fangs, I'll be sure to give you a call.
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[She can't imagine forgetting this girl or what she's said even if she wanted to.]